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so, halloween. any good costume ideas this year?

You know I am, and I know you know he's not.

Anyway, he's like, my best friend. It's totally normal for us to do stuff together!

Whatevssss

I mean, it's totally your deal if you don't wanna believe me? But seriously, chill out about it already.

It's your life, bro.

Whatever.

So like, did you pick your costume yet?

Well I was thinking like sexy Captain America, but then I realized, I already am sexy Captain America.

Um, I think you mean "Captain America's already mad hot."

Well obviously, that too. His costume could be way sexier though. Needs more ass window.

Well, you could defs mix things up with his outfit a bit!

But like I said, it's no fun if that's what I already wear anyway.

Yeah, that's totally true, I guess...