Second Daydream [Mass Text, 3:12 AM on Monday morning] [CW: legal but irresponsible alcohol use]

[niepokonany]

do you ever think like

no wait

thats a major downer never mind

does anybody like wanna watch a movie

im way bored

and i dnot wanna do it alone

living in a single actually kinda sucks

i mean i know we have class tomorrow and junk

[He doesn't have any morning ones, and he's probably STILL going to be hung over for the first one.]

but like

idk

if anyones up and junk

i might even let you pick the movie if you dont pick something boring and lame

Comments

text once Fai actually sees this in the morning

[comparative_insanity]

Feliks darling
how are you feeling?
or is that a stupid question?

[niepokonany]

little sick actually

wait omg how did u know? you're really a psychic, i so called it!

[Read: He has forgotten his original post.]

[comparative_insanity]

honey you know I love you
so I feel it's my duty to tell you
that you totally drunk texted what looks like the entire school

[niepokonany]

i did?

ugh kurwa

wait what did i say??

[He knows why he was drinking, and is desperately hoping that Fai doesn't.]

[comparative_insanity]

rambled mostly

but you were kindof upset about something
you know I can always tell

[niepokonany]

i take it back ur ttly not sychic at all

were back at school adn theres not even giant murderbots this time what do i have to be upset about

[comparative_insanity]

I'm not sure

but I can still tell
I won't ask questions tho if you don't want 2 talk about it ok?

but once I'm done w classes I'm up 4 movies if you havn't watched them all already

[niepokonany]

sure w/e

theres not like anything to not talk about though?

what time?

[He'd possibly rather avoid Fai until he cools down a little, but avoiding Fai isn't Normal Feliks Behavior, so he's going to have to buck up and deal with it, right?]

[comparative_insanity]

[Fai can tell that something is wrong, and that there's a distinct lack of enthusiasm there, but he's not sure what to do with it.]

the gremlins will release me from imprisonment & torture @ 4
half past?
give me some time 2 stop smelling like aniseptics

[niepokonany]

yeah my class should be done by then too

which btw is gonna be way fun

especially fi i drunk texted all the students too

at least if i show up it means they dont get to give me any excuses when they don't feel like coming to class

[comparative_insanity]

i have faith in you baby
and ur setting a gr8 example by showing them that hangovers are ttly not a valid excuse
or rather
by teaching them 2 make sure 2 have something else 2 blame

Yuui taught me how 2 make kremówka and there's still a batch left
mind you probably dont wanna think about that until you feel better sorry

[niepokonany]

i dont wanna think about the fact that food exists

like ever again

Or at least for a couple more hours and until i find some pickle juice

[comparative_insanity]

sry
should b some at the back of the refrigerator in the faculty lounge
in a big bottle
the one that says 'if you think i spat in this you're being optimistic'
its just so that no one will swipe it i promise

[niepokonany]

kotku whose gonna take ur pickle juice

like srsly

1/2

[comparative_insanity]

trust no 1

[comparative_insanity]

okay class starting but 1st selfie

[That is accompanied by a picture of Fai in a rather flattering pencil dress under his lab coat, making a ridiculous duck face at the camera.]

tell me I look fierce so I have smth 2 live 4 after theyr done w me

[niepokonany]

u know u look fierce as hell babe

see u @ 4:30

[comparative_insanity]

[This is followed quite some time later by another selfie. The pencil dress is still very attractive, if a bit rumpled - probably from his climbing in and out of the classroom window - but his hair is definitely doing something weird and asymmetric, and there are a couple of very visible black stains on his face. One is quite clearly shaped like a thumb print.]

don't even ask me how I managed 2 get silver nitrate on my face
I mean if I don't tell I can ttly claim its a fashion statement right

[niepokonany]

yeah everyones gonna be doing it next month

[comparative_insanity]

nothing says fashion like toxic, corrosive compounds
actually I'm pretty sure I've dated a couple of models who fell under that category didn't I

[niepokonany]

three.

[comparative_insanity]

should clearly stay away from models
don't rly mind that their molecules are arranged in a planar arrangement so 2 speak but their minds tend 2 be too
male models as well
I'm p sure that the latter are all completely non-organic compounds

sry I'll stop it with the chemistry snark now

[niepokonany]

pretty sure ur girl models werent too organic either

they ARE kinda crazy boring for ppl who dress that good though

[comparative_insanity]

hey now I wouldn't call the girl who set fire to my flat boring
right? ;)

[niepokonany]

i was talking more about the ones i went out with

and the time i almost fell asleep in my soup