Second Daydream [Mass Text, 3:12 AM on Monday morning] [CW: legal but irresponsible alcohol use]

[niepokonany]

do you ever think like

no wait

thats a major downer never mind

does anybody like wanna watch a movie

im way bored

and i dnot wanna do it alone

living in a single actually kinda sucks

i mean i know we have class tomorrow and junk

[He doesn't have any morning ones, and he's probably STILL going to be hung over for the first one.]

but like

idk

if anyones up and junk

i might even let you pick the movie if you dont pick something boring and lame

Comments

[comparative_insanity]

honey you know I love you
so I feel it's my duty to tell you
that you totally drunk texted what looks like the entire school

[niepokonany]

i did?

ugh kurwa

wait what did i say??

[He knows why he was drinking, and is desperately hoping that Fai doesn't.]

[comparative_insanity]

rambled mostly

but you were kindof upset about something
you know I can always tell

[niepokonany]

i take it back ur ttly not sychic at all

were back at school adn theres not even giant murderbots this time what do i have to be upset about

[comparative_insanity]

I'm not sure

but I can still tell
I won't ask questions tho if you don't want 2 talk about it ok?

but once I'm done w classes I'm up 4 movies if you havn't watched them all already

[niepokonany]

sure w/e

theres not like anything to not talk about though?

what time?

[He'd possibly rather avoid Fai until he cools down a little, but avoiding Fai isn't Normal Feliks Behavior, so he's going to have to buck up and deal with it, right?]

[comparative_insanity]

[Fai can tell that something is wrong, and that there's a distinct lack of enthusiasm there, but he's not sure what to do with it.]

the gremlins will release me from imprisonment & torture @ 4
half past?
give me some time 2 stop smelling like aniseptics

[niepokonany]

yeah my class should be done by then too

which btw is gonna be way fun

especially fi i drunk texted all the students too

at least if i show up it means they dont get to give me any excuses when they don't feel like coming to class

[comparative_insanity]

i have faith in you baby
and ur setting a gr8 example by showing them that hangovers are ttly not a valid excuse
or rather
by teaching them 2 make sure 2 have something else 2 blame

Yuui taught me how 2 make kremówka and there's still a batch left
mind you probably dont wanna think about that until you feel better sorry

[niepokonany]

i dont wanna think about the fact that food exists

like ever again

Or at least for a couple more hours and until i find some pickle juice

[comparative_insanity]

sry
should b some at the back of the refrigerator in the faculty lounge
in a big bottle
the one that says 'if you think i spat in this you're being optimistic'
its just so that no one will swipe it i promise

[niepokonany]

kotku whose gonna take ur pickle juice

like srsly

1/2

[comparative_insanity]

trust no 1

[comparative_insanity]

okay class starting but 1st selfie

[That is accompanied by a picture of Fai in a rather flattering pencil dress under his lab coat, making a ridiculous duck face at the camera.]

tell me I look fierce so I have smth 2 live 4 after theyr done w me

[niepokonany]

u know u look fierce as hell babe

see u @ 4:30

[comparative_insanity]

[This is followed quite some time later by another selfie. The pencil dress is still very attractive, if a bit rumpled - probably from his climbing in and out of the classroom window - but his hair is definitely doing something weird and asymmetric, and there are a couple of very visible black stains on his face. One is quite clearly shaped like a thumb print.]

don't even ask me how I managed 2 get silver nitrate on my face
I mean if I don't tell I can ttly claim its a fashion statement right

[niepokonany]

yeah everyones gonna be doing it next month

[comparative_insanity]

nothing says fashion like toxic, corrosive compounds
actually I'm pretty sure I've dated a couple of models who fell under that category didn't I

[niepokonany]

three.

[comparative_insanity]

should clearly stay away from models
don't rly mind that their molecules are arranged in a planar arrangement so 2 speak but their minds tend 2 be too
male models as well
I'm p sure that the latter are all completely non-organic compounds

sry I'll stop it with the chemistry snark now

[niepokonany]

pretty sure ur girl models werent too organic either

they ARE kinda crazy boring for ppl who dress that good though

[comparative_insanity]

hey now I wouldn't call the girl who set fire to my flat boring
right? ;)

[niepokonany]

i was talking more about the ones i went out with

and the time i almost fell asleep in my soup

[comparative_insanity]

on the plus side you were really cute when you came home and half your hair was drenched in soup

you looked a bit like Mokona that one time she fell in the toilet <3

[niepokonany]

[Feliks doesn't actually want Fai calling him cute after that whole protracted public conversation about "pen" technique. Just... screw it. Screw it all. Now he's having his feelings rubbed in his face again and he's hung over.]

good, thats totally the look i was going for