niepokonany: (Watch it now - here he comes!)
Feliks Ɓukasiewicz ([personal profile] niepokonany) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2015-08-10 11:31 pm

Fifteenth Daydream [Video]

I totally know you all missed me, so I'm not even gonna bother asking about that part. Just so you know, honeymoon was kickass, there's tropical fruit-y candy in the lounge by the cafeteria, and if it's cool with the doc, you should be getting some in the infirmary soon, too. And something a little stronger in the teachers' lounge, which I'm gonna say is our official apology to everyone who's been dealing with us for years but especially the psychics.

Now... First things first! There are links at the bottom of this post to petitions for the US congress and the UN to funnel emergency funding into research on the virus, a special Red Cross relief fund, and a fund to help provide training to members of Doctors Without Borders so they're ready to deal with any cases that pop up in their areas. Even if it's just your signature or a Facebook share, whatever you can give would totally mean a lot!

Moving on to the really important things: I'm sure you're all aware, because he won't shut up about it for like 3 seconds, that Norman Osborn is running for President.

I'm sure you're also aware that his hair is just, like, a literal crime against humanity.

Please discuss what it most reminds you of, preferably on Twitter, hashtag LooksLikeNormansHair. I'll go first.

[He holds up a photo of Osborn photoshopped with Chia Pet hair, the hashtag scrawled across the bottom in purple ink.]

[PRIVATE TO STAFF]

[...He then turns it over to reveal the original of the same photo, the words "now with ridges for Her Pleasure" written in the blank space. He gives the camera a not-even-sorry grin, then cuts the recording.]
soccerwhisperer: (heeeeeeeeey tsurugi)

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2015-08-31 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Then make it a goal so you can be the first.
soccerwhisperer: (LITTLE SHIT ALERT)

[personal profile] soccerwhisperer 2015-09-01 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... Seconded!