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[There is one Sol Badguy, surrounded by piles of Valentine's chocolate.]

You know what's great about this bullshit holiday? This. [He pops a candy into his mouth and continues talking while chewing.] Don't have to get involved with anyone and I get my own chocolate.

Before you ankle biters ask, no, you can't have any. [It becomes apparent most of those boxes are empty...he's eaten most of the pile in a single day.] Go buy your own or sucker someone into giving some to you.

[He stops eating the candy for a moment because he remembered something.]

Oh yeah, as a reminder: I'm the only one that can eat in the lab. Don't try to be sneaky about it, either. I'm not stupid.

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Yeah, they don't have the problem I do. Someone like you'd be a blimp, though.

I would not! You don't know anything! I bet all the fat would just go to my boobs and then I'd look even better than I already do!

You wanna find out? Try eating what I have to on a daily basis for a month.

Birds can't eat chocolate.

[Because obviously if he's eating this much chocolate today, he eats this much chocolate every day.

And she's not exactly a bird, per se, but she doesn't want to take that chance.]

... I'd die if I ate this much chocolate daily. Challenge still stands unless you're too afraid of getting fat. [SOL. STOP THAT.]

Well, how much do you eat?

[She's thinking it's probably not THAT much...]

10,000 calories. Minimum.

[Hang on, she has to do some finger-counting.]

That's enough for like five people! What the hell?!

[Yeah, there's no way she'd be able to manage that, but she's not about to admit it.]

Fucked up metabolism, let's leave it at that. You should try it. [Seriously, he's basically constantly eating and still has to have supplemental nutrition.]

No way! What if I throw up from eating that much?! I'd ruin my voice! I can't do that to myself or my fans...!

[But it's definitely not because there's no way she can eat that much without putting on some weight, and that makes her the loser of the argument. Nope, not at all.]

Sounds like a bunch of excuses to me. [SOL, STOP.]

Nanmaste, Mr. Badguy. With all due respect, I would like to request you stop teasing my roommate. I don't want her getting sick.

Not happening.

I had a feeling you'd say that... I'll get the bucket ready, then.

She will probably miss class. I'll be sure she gets her homework, sir.

Now that's a good friend.

I try to be. Heh...

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More like...more like you're an excuse! A sad excuse for a person!

[That doesn't even make sense.]

So you're chickening out?

How dare you! Chickens are beautiful creatures!

[NO, MYSTIA, PLEASE DON'T. IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.]

When I win, you're gonna have to admit how great I am!

I told you a month. You'll make a day, if that. [So. You are an adult.]

I just said I wasn't gonna do it!

[She's totally gonna do it. But to her credit, she'll only be doing it once.]

You don't look like you're not gonna do it.

[TRYING TO PUT ON HER BEST INNOCENT FACE.]

How about now?

I'm already clearing my schedule to take care of you when you get sick.