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[mr_badguy]

[There is one Sol Badguy, surrounded by piles of Valentine's chocolate.]

You know what's great about this bullshit holiday? This. [He pops a candy into his mouth and continues talking while chewing.] Don't have to get involved with anyone and I get my own chocolate.

Before you ankle biters ask, no, you can't have any. [It becomes apparent most of those boxes are empty...he's eaten most of the pile in a single day.] Go buy your own or sucker someone into giving some to you.

[He stops eating the candy for a moment because he remembered something.]

Oh yeah, as a reminder: I'm the only one that can eat in the lab. Don't try to be sneaky about it, either. I'm not stupid.

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[echoing_sutras]

You don't look like you're not gonna do it.

[nightsparrow]

[TRYING TO PUT ON HER BEST INNOCENT FACE.]

How about now?

[echoing_sutras]

I'm already clearing my schedule to take care of you when you get sick.

[nightsparrow]

You don't know for sure I'm gonna get sick!

[echoing_sutras]

I am pretty sure you're gonna get sick.

[nightsparrow]

But you don't know.

[echoing_sutras]

Nothing is for certain. But I should still prepare in case you do get sick.