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[mr_badguy]

[There is one Sol Badguy, surrounded by piles of Valentine's chocolate.]

You know what's great about this bullshit holiday? This. [He pops a candy into his mouth and continues talking while chewing.] Don't have to get involved with anyone and I get my own chocolate.

Before you ankle biters ask, no, you can't have any. [It becomes apparent most of those boxes are empty...he's eaten most of the pile in a single day.] Go buy your own or sucker someone into giving some to you.

[He stops eating the candy for a moment because he remembered something.]

Oh yeah, as a reminder: I'm the only one that can eat in the lab. Don't try to be sneaky about it, either. I'm not stupid.

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[thirdarrow]

At least do it in a more professional way, would you?

[ Why is this guy his colleague. ]

like oil and water

[mr_badguy]

Why should I? [Because this place is desperate.]

[thirdarrow]

You are a teacher. Have some respect for yourself.

[mr_badguy]

I have plenty of respect for myself. The fuck is your issue?

[thirdarrow]

[ Rude. ]

You are not sufficiently professional.

Your choice, though. Just some advice.

[mr_badguy]

Keep your advice to yourself, asshole.

[thirdarrow]

My, my, so quick to judge, are we?

I wish you a pleasant day.

[mr_badguy]

Says you who already passed judgement. Fuckin' hypocrites make me sick.

[thirdarrow]

You are faulting me for your own lack of knowledge.

[mr_badguy]

Christ, you're a bigger asshole than I thought.

man I'm so sorry

[thirdarrow]

[ And you're slower than he thought. ]

Clean up the lab after you finish, would you? There are other classes coming in.

[mr_badguy]

Nah. Not my problem. I'll make it yours.

[thirdarrow]

I don't use that lab.

[mr_badguy]

Your name's on the clean up list now.

[thirdarrow]

Rather unfortunately you do not have the authority to do that.

I am not even in school.

[mr_badguy]

Eh, you'd be surprised what I can get away with.

[thirdarrow]

If this is a threat, I regret to inform you that it is not working.

[mr_badguy]

No threat, just a promise. [Bluffing or not, he sounds 100% confident.]

[thirdarrow]

I appreciate it.

[mr_badguy]

Sure you do.

[thirdarrow]

[ He's not going to reply because firstly busy and secondly he really doesn't want to waste time with this guy. ]

[mr_badguy]

[Sol just needs to get the last word in. Always.]