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[mr_badguy]

[There is one Sol Badguy, surrounded by piles of Valentine's chocolate.]

You know what's great about this bullshit holiday? This. [He pops a candy into his mouth and continues talking while chewing.] Don't have to get involved with anyone and I get my own chocolate.

Before you ankle biters ask, no, you can't have any. [It becomes apparent most of those boxes are empty...he's eaten most of the pile in a single day.] Go buy your own or sucker someone into giving some to you.

[He stops eating the candy for a moment because he remembered something.]

Oh yeah, as a reminder: I'm the only one that can eat in the lab. Don't try to be sneaky about it, either. I'm not stupid.

Comments

[thirdarrow]

Rather unfortunately you do not have the authority to do that.

I am not even in school.

[mr_badguy]

Eh, you'd be surprised what I can get away with.

[thirdarrow]

If this is a threat, I regret to inform you that it is not working.

[mr_badguy]

No threat, just a promise. [Bluffing or not, he sounds 100% confident.]

[thirdarrow]

I appreciate it.

[mr_badguy]

Sure you do.

[thirdarrow]

[ He's not going to reply because firstly busy and secondly he really doesn't want to waste time with this guy. ]

[mr_badguy]

[Sol just needs to get the last word in. Always.]