Second Haiku [Video]

[koukai_kirai]

This is a reminder, to which you're in no way entitled, that midterms are coming up for those of you in middle and high school, and finals for the college students. Your papers are due on the 19th, before midnight.

Anyone who thinks they can get away with padding their essays, increasing the font size or margins, or copying half the damn thing directly from the textbook needs to be in someone else's class. And if a pyrokinetic burned your homework, either print out a new copy or show me the melted husk of the computer it was on.

...If anyone has seen a green notebook, return it immediately.

Comments

[friendofdorothy]

in before a rich student buys a laptop and melts it

video;

[spes_phthisica]

[Souji has both hands clapped over his mouth, clearly trying to stifle a laugh.]

Is- Is it that notebook?

[iaijutsu]

I suspect there may be some students who aren't aware, but increasing the punctuation size only is in fact noticeable if one cares to look for it.

[Less obvious than increasing the font size across the board, sure, but.]

[tatatarata]

There are better excuses than a pyrokinetic for not having your homework...like a technopath.

[Says a technopath. Not that she actually has any meddling planned.]

[seduceme]

Is there a reward for the notebook~?

Email - to all students , with this video embedded.

[tiamaris]

[Well, he needed more clothing...]

To all students, in exchange for one pair of pants, one shirt, and something to eat, I will melt your computer. Bring it, the clothes, and the food to First floor, room four, boys dorm. Ask for Tiamaris.