Second Haiku [Video]

[koukai_kirai]

This is a reminder, to which you're in no way entitled, that midterms are coming up for those of you in middle and high school, and finals for the college students. Your papers are due on the 19th, before midnight.

Anyone who thinks they can get away with padding their essays, increasing the font size or margins, or copying half the damn thing directly from the textbook needs to be in someone else's class. And if a pyrokinetic burned your homework, either print out a new copy or show me the melted husk of the computer it was on.

...If anyone has seen a green notebook, return it immediately.

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Video;

[spes_phthisica]

[Stifled or not, Souji still makes no attempt at hiding that he is, in fact, laughing at Hijikata. Like not even a bit.]

W-well- Well, at least it's in Jalanese? I mean, since it's private and all. Not everyone will be able to read it... [Just the not inconsiderable number of Japanese students / teachers.]

Video;

[koukai_kirai]

[Souji. Souji please. Souji, can you not?]

Comforting.

You didn't take it again, did you?

[...It would not surprise him in the slightest.]

Re: Video;

[spes_phthisica]

[Nope, sorry, still giggling like a child, although he looks a bit puzzled.]

Again?

[It's true that he's taken it to read - and fondly stifle smiles - a couple of times, and he even snatched it out of Hijikata's hands the first time, but he's never actually taken it away from him. He can't remember-

Ah.]

No~, not me this time. You mean that's something I used to do?

Video; I'm not awake, shhhhhh

[koukai_kirai]

. . .

[Usually, he'd look a little guilty about reminding Souji about his life before the incident. This time, he just looks a little embarrassed and wary, like he's concerned Souji's going to get ideas.]

...It's been known to happen.

Video; ...honey

[spes_phthisica]

[Too late, Hijikata. Way too late. Look at all this gleeful, childlike duplicity. It's as if Souji isn't even trying (he isn't).]

Really? That sound like a fun game. You already look so flustered. Poetry is nothing to be ashamed of, you know ♥. [Not even poetry as awful as Hijikata's. It's just really sweet, okay?]

Video; Shhhh, I went right back to sleep after!

[koukai_kirai]

[He could try. It would be great for Hijikata's pride if he would!]

It's private.

Video; Sillyface <3

[spes_phthisica]

[He firmly believes that Hijikata will get over it, and it's not like his pride is that deficient in the first place.]

You know, I'm sure most people wouldn't think too much about it if you didn't make such a huge fuss.

Video; IT IS YOU WHO ARE A SILLYFACE <3

[koukai_kirai]

[His pride needs maintenance. There is the care and keeping of it to consider!]

I'm not "making a huge fuss."

[Not YET, anyway.]

Video; AND YOU'RE A RIDICUTEADORAFACE

[spes_phthisica]

[Like Souji doesn't do plenty to maintain his pride. He has already kind of started worshiping him!]

No~o.

Yet.

NO YOUR FACE, TIMES INFINITY

[koukai_kirai]

...Do you know where it is?

[This isn't a laughing matter, Souji!]