Second Haiku [Video]

[koukai_kirai]

This is a reminder, to which you're in no way entitled, that midterms are coming up for those of you in middle and high school, and finals for the college students. Your papers are due on the 19th, before midnight.

Anyone who thinks they can get away with padding their essays, increasing the font size or margins, or copying half the damn thing directly from the textbook needs to be in someone else's class. And if a pyrokinetic burned your homework, either print out a new copy or show me the melted husk of the computer it was on.

...If anyone has seen a green notebook, return it immediately.

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[koukai_kirai]

I'm sure I could find a way to make it worth your while.

The conditions are as follows:

1. It's the notebook I'm looking for, not just "a green notebook."
2. I have no reason to suspect that you stole it yourself.
3. You accept that there will be dire consequences if you make copies for any purpose.

[seduceme]

Do I need to sign a form somewhere?

[koukai_kirai]

Only if you think it's going to become an issue.

[seduceme]

I can never be too sure with you.

[koukai_kirai]

I wouldn't want to be too predictable.

[seduceme]

Perish the thought. I'll see if I can find your terrible poems for you.

[koukai_kirai]

No one said there were any poems.

[seduceme]

No, no one did. That doesn't change the contents.

[koukai_kirai]

Did you take it?

[seduceme]

No, but only a bad thief would admit to his crimes so easily.

[koukai_kirai]

It isn't poetry.

[It's totally poetry.]

[seduceme]

Of course it isn't.

[koukai_kirai]

Even if it was, could you even read it?

[seduceme]

No, but we certainly have others who can.

[koukai_kirai]

And how many of them do you think would be willing to do that for you?

[THEY FEAR HIM MORE THAN THEY LUST AFTER YOU. PROBABLY.]

[seduceme]

[Or perhaps they fear her just as much.]

I'm sure I could find one or two to convince.

[koukai_kirai]

Do, and see how long the air around you lasts.

[seduceme]

Is that your way of saying you don't need any 'copies' any more?

[koukai_kirai]

That depends on what you still need.

[Oxygen, for one.]

[seduceme]

You're so prickly sometimes.

[Gosh, fine, no 'amnesiac boyfriend copy sex' for you no more.]

I'll see if I can find your precious poetry for you.

[koukai_kirai]

[What kind of a friend withholds pretend-your-ex-boyfriend-remembers-you sex? Rude, to be perfectly honest.]

Do what you want.

[seduceme]

You can be so ungrateful sometimes.

[koukai_kirai]

Do I not appreciate you thoroughly enough, now?

[seduceme]

As much as can be expected.

[i.e. no not really but she understands you're jerk who's obsessed in young manflesh.]

[koukai_kirai]

I'll make a point to remedy that.

[You know, assuming his poems don't get translated and distributed. Then good luck.]