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[whosafraidofthe]

First of all - don't ask.

[It's pretty clear what he's referring to. He is currently dressed in an absolutely horrendous sweater, which he keeps scratching at in annoyance. Making bets with a certain saucy language arts teacher is not recommended.]

Second, for god's sake don't listen to that Yeager kid. I'm sure most of you are smart enough to realize it, but it looks like he's under the impression that it's a "violation of his rights" to learn to keep his powers under control. Seeing as skipping classes wastes time and makes it that much harder for us to teach you how to survive once you get out of here... you see where I'm going with this. I figure if you ignore him long enough, though, he'll get the hint that he's doing more bad than good.

[And then he suddenly brightens up, with that smug grin he only has when he's making someone's life hell.]

Third, if you've got some spare time on your hands, the security club should still be taking members. Come on down, keep Officer Adachi company and bust some trouble-makers or something. Maybe you can just get someone you hate in trouble.

[Bigby, don't give them ideas. They'll take it seriously.]

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[whosafraidofthe]

[Perks up. Sounds like he should be checking her scent for sickness.]

You're not coming down with something, are you?

[Sniff sniff he smells a cold don't lie to him.]

[seduceme]

I most certainly am not.

[She barely stifles another sneeze and there's definitely a nasal quality to her voice now.]

[whosafraidofthe]

Sounds like you most certainly are.

I can smell you lying, remember?

[seduceme]

Remember we talked about invasion of privacy and your nose?

[Bigby, this is her 'do you want blue balls for what's left of the year?' voice.]

[whosafraidofthe]

I can't help what I smell.

[This is his most innocent grin.]

[seduceme]

Per'aps you should sniff after some other skirts.

[Flat voice? Flat voice.]

[whosafraidofthe]

...Fine. Privacy.

[:(]

That doesn't mean you're not sick, though. Do you need me to get something for you? Tea, cough drops, anything?

[seduceme]

I'm not sick.

[Denial is sweet.

... But swiftly ruined by a dry cough.]

... At all.

[whosafraidofthe]

You know, for all your charm you're a pretty terrible liar.

[Does he sound smug? No of course not that's your imagination.]

[seduceme]

You know, for all your 'uffing and puffing, you're easy to take apart in bed. I 'ope that sweater chafes.

[whosafraidofthe]

That's not very nice, I thought you liked having me.

[<3]

Speaking of beds, you should be resting in yours.

[seduceme]

I 'ave work to do.

[>:<]

[whosafraidofthe]

It can wait, can't it? The more you rest, the quicker the cold leaves.

[He's being a gigantic hypocrit.]

[seduceme]

I'm calling your bullshit. [That sniff is one of disdain, not her blocked nose.]

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, then it's Snow's bullshit, not mine.

[Because he never listens to her anyway.]

[seduceme]

Then per'aps you should pay your precious Snow a visit instead of failing at mother'enning me.

[whosafraidofthe]

"Perhaps" I should come bring you tea instead of either of those options. You sound like you need it.

[seduceme]

Tais-tois, I can take care of myself.

[whosafraidofthe]

I'm calling your bullshit.

[seduceme]

You're sleeping alone until 2015.

[whosafraidofthe]

Then I've got nothing to lose.

[He's bringing her tea, she can't stop him.]

[seduceme]

I will shoot you.

[whosafraidofthe]

Come on, Chris. Is it that bad for me to be nice?

[seduceme]

I don't need you to coddle me like a child.

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, maybe I just want the excuse.