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[whosafraidofthe]

First of all - don't ask.

[It's pretty clear what he's referring to. He is currently dressed in an absolutely horrendous sweater, which he keeps scratching at in annoyance. Making bets with a certain saucy language arts teacher is not recommended.]

Second, for god's sake don't listen to that Yeager kid. I'm sure most of you are smart enough to realize it, but it looks like he's under the impression that it's a "violation of his rights" to learn to keep his powers under control. Seeing as skipping classes wastes time and makes it that much harder for us to teach you how to survive once you get out of here... you see where I'm going with this. I figure if you ignore him long enough, though, he'll get the hint that he's doing more bad than good.

[And then he suddenly brightens up, with that smug grin he only has when he's making someone's life hell.]

Third, if you've got some spare time on your hands, the security club should still be taking members. Come on down, keep Officer Adachi company and bust some trouble-makers or something. Maybe you can just get someone you hate in trouble.

[Bigby, don't give them ideas. They'll take it seriously.]

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[whosafraidofthe]

You're being adorable. [<3]

[seduceme]

We're not discussing this on the network. [>:(]

[whosafraidofthe]

Than we can "discuss" it when I bring you some tea.

[So there.]

[seduceme]

I don't drink tea. [She's not British, gosh!]

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, drink it anyway. It's good for you.

[seduceme]

So is wine.

[whosafraidofthe]

And you wonder why I feel like I need to take care of you.

[seduceme]

It is a scientifically proven fact that drinking wine daily is good for the 'ealth. [Sniff.]

[whosafraidofthe]

That doesn't make it a cure for colds.

[seduceme]

And 'ow do you know? Per'aps it is the cure no one 'as thought of yet.

[whosafraidofthe]

It's rotten grapes.

[seduceme]

And tea is dried leaves boiled in water.

[whosafraidofthe]

But not rotten leaves.

[seduceme]

Some of it smells worse than rotten leaves.

[whosafraidofthe]

That's how you can tell it's good for you.

[Which he's never understood but humans seem to think this.]

[seduceme]

I still refuse to drink it.

[whosafraidofthe]

Then what can I do to make you?

[seduceme]

You 'ave nothing to bargain with... except your body.

[whosafraidofthe]

Does that mean you'll stay in bed if I'm there with you?

[seduceme]

... Per'aps.

[whosafraidofthe]

I'm looking for a promise.

[seduceme]

Promises are as reliable as politicians.

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, you've got me there. I'll just have to bite you if you try and go back to work.

[seduceme]

That's not exactly convincing me to be'ave...

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, if I can't get "behaving" I'll take "staying in bed".