xavier_institute | 1st Dragon ~ Video

My dear fellow students and esteemed staff members, can you possibly imagine what it's like to finally have the wealth of the entire internet to explore, after only every having access to what you could call the abbreviated version?

[Well, that is certainly a way of introducing yourself. Luvander is straddling a chair, draped over the backrest, and he's grinning expansively at the camera. The accents suggests eastern Europe, and the elaborate top hat on his head suggests that he's confused about what century it is.]

And if you didn't answer 'terrifying' to that question after some careful consideration, I honestly fear for your sanity. From what I've surmised so far, about two thirds of anything that isn't porn seems to consist of people religiously recording their pets, and that's the least alarming part. Oh, and bear in mind now that I am disregarding the instances where people apparently combine the porn with the pets.

[Luvander, do you have a point there? At all?]

The point- [Ah, there it is.] -is that I honestly have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing here. You could say that I am somewhat of a novice when it comes to social media, if you will. Twitter appears inane, Facebook seems to be a very polite way of stalking your loved ones, Tumblr scares me, and whatever that Reddit place is supposed to be, I can honestly say that I really don't want to know.

[For someone who doesn't understand what he's doing, he certainly seems to have a lot to say about it, at least.] So for now, I am limiting myself to the school network, in hopes that if I embarrass myself in some hideous fashion here, that is a completely ordinary occurrence in American high schools... at least if I'm to believe the movies.

Oh, and I suppose the lot of you can give me some tips? I have unlimited Google at my disposal and I feel I haven't been quite traumatized enough yet, so why don't you hit me with the best you've got?

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Hello Luvander. I hope you've been doing well. I have a few ideas for positive sites you might like.

This one always makes me smile.
We tend to focus on the negative in the news, but that's only part of the story.
Poets and poetry.
Free books for everyone!

I hope that helps.

[In this moment, Luvander is horribly torn between three different thoughts. The first is simply, "Bastion, this guy is adorable", the second is "Shit but the guys back home would have eaten him alive" and the third is "I AM GOING TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY THESE PAGES". All in all, it's a pretty fulfilling experience.]

I'm going to assume, judging by this, that you in fact dislike me so severely that you wish me to never leave my computer screen again. I'm deeply hurt.

[Luvander is probably right, in that Kariya has already literally been eaten alive, and because his power has neither defensive nor offensive applications. He also has his adorable moments.]

I'm glad you like them, but I know you have the strength of will to break away.

So you don't need to worry, I just believe in you.

This is deeply moving. It's like my old sergeants used to say, it's almost as if I'm an actual human being capable of not being a terrible nuisance at times - a little harsh, maybe, but my contemporaries used to spend quite a lot of their patience. At any rate, I'm glad you can't see me wiping tears from my eyes.

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