[video]

[musou_tensei]

-We find Reimu having just completed a work out in the gym, towling himself off and looking quite chiseled and sweaty. Which is really weird because usually this guy is sleeping all day and inhaling the snack cabinet in the lounge. But hey, it's that time again, after all...-

I always get this itch when things feel like they're about to get hectic. Like I can just detect incidents. It's a good instinct for someone in my line of work to have.

I'm guessing this incident with these "U-Men" is going to become our problem pretty soon. So I'm making it official. Team Hakurei is recruiting.

You'll have access to myself, Marisa Kirisame, and Flandre Scarlet for training purposes, as we're the original team. Or at least what's left. So there's that. But for the most part I want to know who's willing to get out there and actually learn the trade of the X-Men.

Serious inquiries only.

Comments

[voice]

[shiningscales]

Couldn't this have waited until you were more presentable?

[He's just saying, alright! His choice of medium in reply means nothing.]

[musou_tensei]

What? I'm just sweaty. People get sweaty after working out.

[shiningscales]

That's true. That doesn't mean you look presentable.

[frigokinetic]

What kind of... problem... are they going to cause?

[Elsa wants to help the X-Men, really she does, but it'll take a while until she feels confident enough to go out on the battlefield.]

[musou_tensei]

The kind of problems X-Men make a career out of solving.

[frigokinetic]

Problems that would then require [um] aggressive countermeasures, I'm guessing.

[Voice]

[jolie_aile]

Is this a gym membership advertisement or a team recruitment video, Reimu?

[Flandre sounds more amused than anything else.]

[musou_tensei]

But the gym's free. -RIGHT. OVER. HIS HEAD.-

[jolie_aile]

[Reimu. Reimu please.]

Couldn't this have waited a few more moments?

[video]

[leyabout]

What's it like?

[She's as blank-faced as always, so gauging the "seriousness" of her inquiry could be difficult.]

[musou_tensei]

What's what like?

[leyabout]

Being on a team.

video

[tofudog]

Ex-Doom Patrol member Beast Boy, sir! We were a covert group keeping tabs on a terrorist group codenamed The Brotherhood of Evil, recently operating in Brazil.

[He salutes rigidly. The Beast Boy he shows a prospective team leader is very different from the Beast Boy he shows everyone else. His typical goofiness has been replaced by an intensity that's actually even more ridiculous.]

I'd love to get back into the field.

[musou_tensei]

I don't know, or care, what either of those are. What can you do?

[tofudog]

[Why is it that bosses are always jerks? Beast Boy is used to worse than this back home, though, so it doesn't even phase him.]

Animal transformation, sir. From protozoa to dinosaurs, if it exists, I can be it. ...Except green.

[written]

[friendofdorothy]

I may be more detriment than asset but if you need a body to fill out space, I am available

[He's blushing green as he types it, because hot teacher. Why do the teachers here do this to him?]

[musou_tensei]

If that's the case, you can forget it. I've got no time to waste on people who market themselves on the unique skill of occupying space. -Cold, but it's the truth.-

Unless you meant something else by that.

[video]

[seduceme]

[Mm, that boy~]

You know, you should always make your network posts after your workout. Students would certainly sit up and notice.

[musou_tensei]

Why is everyone on about this...

[video]

[knighterrantofthedragon]

[Alric smiles politely, although slightly amused at the choice of recruiting in such a...... casual state.]

I don't believe we're properly acquainted. I'm Alric Caelegart. I've been putting serious thought into assembling.. or.. at least joining a team, myself... although I've been advised to find a specific purpose for that team, within the context of the school. I wondered, besides concern over these "U-Men," what in particular you had in mind.

[musou_tensei]

If you're forming your own team, you should probably come up with that reasoning on your own.

Video

[divine_spirits_universe]

I'm definitely interested in learning more about team matters. It seems like the natural way forward when attending this school.

[musou_tensei]

Yeah, yeah, whatever, what can you do?

[Video] No, I'm not late to the party, what do you mean?

[stardustreverie]

[She was working on a paper buuuut this is a bit more interesting for now.]

So we gonna hopefully get people who can take it? Sounds like fun.

[musou_tensei]

That's the plan.