[video]

[musou_tensei]

-We find Reimu having just completed a work out in the gym, towling himself off and looking quite chiseled and sweaty. Which is really weird because usually this guy is sleeping all day and inhaling the snack cabinet in the lounge. But hey, it's that time again, after all...-

I always get this itch when things feel like they're about to get hectic. Like I can just detect incidents. It's a good instinct for someone in my line of work to have.

I'm guessing this incident with these "U-Men" is going to become our problem pretty soon. So I'm making it official. Team Hakurei is recruiting.

You'll have access to myself, Marisa Kirisame, and Flandre Scarlet for training purposes, as we're the original team. Or at least what's left. So there's that. But for the most part I want to know who's willing to get out there and actually learn the trade of the X-Men.

Serious inquiries only.

Comments

[seduceme]

Probably because it's just that eye-catching.

[musou_tensei]

It's as if you've people never been to a gym before.

[seduceme]

Many of us 'ave. Countless times. I don't think many of us 'ave done video broadcasts immediately after though.

[musou_tensei]

I would have forgotten if I'd put it off till later.

[seduceme]

Couldn't you 'ave put a memo in your phone? A post-it on your locker?

[musou_tensei]

Too much effort.

[seduceme]

Of course it is. [Judging so hard but not too hard because he's pretty to look at. That gives him some judgment amnesty.]

[musou_tensei]

-When Reimu isn't being lazy, it's usually a time to be concerned.- What? Anyways, point is, I got the message across.

[seduceme]

Yes, you did, though some might not 'ave actually paid attention to the message in place of your gleaming muscles.

[If you get fan-letters from the students after this she will be forever amused]

[musou_tensei]

Don't even joke about that. Fanclubs were bad enough back home.

[seduceme]

Then you should know better than to expose yourself in such a way. [Seriously.]

[musou_tensei]

I'm not exposed!

[seduceme]

You look ready to go star in your own private erotica.

[Blunt Chris is blunt.]

[musou_tensei]

Why would you say something like that? Why would you ruin my day?

[seduceme]

I feed on the suffering of others.

You can blame no one but yourself if a fanclub sprouts up for you.

[musou_tensei]

No, I'm going to blame you. I don't care about logic, I'm doing it.

[seduceme]

I can live with that.

[Just don't blame her to the point of violence otherwise she will be providing his fanclub with 'genuine' photographs of him posing topless.]