🐥 ONE - VIDEO

[ladyliberty]

[Amelia appears on the network in a red Phillies cap, a baseball in her hands and a large pink gum bubble in her face. Her wings are folded behind her back at the moment, but they're impossible to miss, even for those who haven't seen her before. She pops the bubble with a loud smack and grins cheekily at the camera.]

So you all heard Principal Munroe. It's time to get our clubs on. So I figured I'd let everyone know, I've volunteered to coach the baseball team, and my buddy Pinky's gonna be your team captain. Anyone who's interested, meet us out at the diamond after class on Monday and we'll see what kinda level everyone's at, with and without powers. Bring your own gear if you've got it, it's slim pickins in the sports shed. Maybe if we get enough interest we can talk someone into buyin' us some balls and a mitt or two. Anyone can come, even if you've never played before; I'll teach you everything you need to know. [Those who have been witness to Amelia's previous attempts at teaching anything may find this somewhat alarming. In fact, anyone who's familiar with Amelia may be wondering if she should really be allowed to chaperone anyone at all.]

By the way, if anyone doesn't know me, my name's Amelia. It's awesome to see everyone back again. Some of y'all haven't changed a bit.

Comments

[ladyliberty]

Dude you are so weird.

I'd throw a bird off the roof. I'd throw anyone off the roof. I'd throw myself off the roof, I don't give a fuck.

[gloriousandfree]

I think it's you who's weird, miss I will throw anyone and anything off the roof!

[ladyliberty]

How is being a bird cheating?

[gloriousandfree]

Well it's not how I meant flying and to be honest, you wouldn't need to teach a person who could shift into a bird how to fly I think. It's pretty instinctive.

[ladyliberty]

And how do birds learn how to fly? They get kicked out of the nest.

[gloriousandfree]

Remind me to never let you have children.

[ladyliberty]

My kids'll kick all the other kids' butts.