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[Amelia appears on the network in a red Phillies cap, a baseball in her hands and a large pink gum bubble in her face. Her wings are folded behind her back at the moment, but they're impossible to miss, even for those who haven't seen her before. She pops the bubble with a loud smack and grins cheekily at the camera.]

So you all heard Principal Munroe. It's time to get our clubs on. So I figured I'd let everyone know, I've volunteered to coach the baseball team, and my buddy Pinky's gonna be your team captain. Anyone who's interested, meet us out at the diamond after class on Monday and we'll see what kinda level everyone's at, with and without powers. Bring your own gear if you've got it, it's slim pickins in the sports shed. Maybe if we get enough interest we can talk someone into buyin' us some balls and a mitt or two. Anyone can come, even if you've never played before; I'll teach you everything you need to know. [Those who have been witness to Amelia's previous attempts at teaching anything may find this somewhat alarming. In fact, anyone who's familiar with Amelia may be wondering if she should really be allowed to chaperone anyone at all.]

By the way, if anyone doesn't know me, my name's Amelia. It's awesome to see everyone back again. Some of y'all haven't changed a bit.

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Oh, absolutely. I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding a kid to volunteer for pictures.

I can get Maddie to do it. I'll just need to hold her up with my telekinesis and get her to shapeshift.

It figures you guys would be into that kind of kinky shit.

I'm not at liberty to confirm or deny that.

I'm not doing that.

Control your boyfriend, Maddie.

Like you don't volunteer me for things against my will.

It's only to instill fear into the students. No harm will be done to you.

I shall not be part of your schemes. I might take pictures of you holding your own self up with telekinetics but no such things for me.

Fine. I will accept that. You can use your own phone to do it, though. [He doesn't want her sneaking and deleting pictures from his phone that she might not want to exist.]