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[mr_badguy]

[There is one Sol Badguy, surrounded by piles of Valentine's chocolate.]

You know what's great about this bullshit holiday? This. [He pops a candy into his mouth and continues talking while chewing.] Don't have to get involved with anyone and I get my own chocolate.

Before you ankle biters ask, no, you can't have any. [It becomes apparent most of those boxes are empty...he's eaten most of the pile in a single day.] Go buy your own or sucker someone into giving some to you.

[He stops eating the candy for a moment because he remembered something.]

Oh yeah, as a reminder: I'm the only one that can eat in the lab. Don't try to be sneaky about it, either. I'm not stupid.

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[mr_badguy]

Nah, I'm not done yet.

[defibrillating]

When you are finished, then. Too much sugar can have adverse effects even on mutants, and it wouldn't do to have faculty dropping in the hallways.

[mr_badguy]

I'm fine and I'm not coming in.

[defibrillating]

Well, I can't really force you, being faculty and all. Just please be careful. There's that pink stomach-aiding stuff in the office.

[mr_badguy]

If you think this is the worst I've done to my stomach, you're wrong.

[defibrillating]

I really don't want to know, sir.

[mr_badguy]

Just giving you a frame of reference of the shit I've done to myself in the name of food.

[defibrillating]

Duly noted. Just take care of yourself.

[mr_badguy]

Yeah, yeah. [Sol has a ... thing about medical settings.]