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[mr_badguy]

[There is one Sol Badguy, surrounded by piles of Valentine's chocolate.]

You know what's great about this bullshit holiday? This. [He pops a candy into his mouth and continues talking while chewing.] Don't have to get involved with anyone and I get my own chocolate.

Before you ankle biters ask, no, you can't have any. [It becomes apparent most of those boxes are empty...he's eaten most of the pile in a single day.] Go buy your own or sucker someone into giving some to you.

[He stops eating the candy for a moment because he remembered something.]

Oh yeah, as a reminder: I'm the only one that can eat in the lab. Don't try to be sneaky about it, either. I'm not stupid.

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[comparative_insanity]

Oh, are you telling me that you're never going to let the kids make ice cream with liquid hydrogen?

I guess I'll just keep being the most popular chemistry teacher, then.

[He mostly sounds cheerful and teasing. Unlike Takakage, with whom negotiations seem to already have broken down, Fai is hoping to stay on the good side of someone working more or less side by side with him. Even if he does seem to be a bit of a tit.]

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[mr_badguy]

Oh no, they'll get to make it. I'll be the one eating it.

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[comparative_insanity]

you know, some~how that doesn't make me feel that my popularity is threatened.

[Not by that, no. But possibly for some students by the way Fai sets fire to things pretty regularly during class, and refuses to enter the classroom through the door.]

Does the same go for Bunsen burner and electrode barbecues?

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[mr_badguy]

Like hell I trust them to even do that correctly.