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tofudog ([personal profile] tofudog) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2015-01-27 09:29 pm

[Video; also backdated to the vague past]

Alright, dudes, my buddy Raven's worried about her powers, as if she's more dangerous than anyone else around here! Who's up for proving we're all just as bad as she is? Hands up everyone who's ever accidentally hurt someone with their mutant mojo? Make with your stories!

[He grins. So, maybe the last thing Raven wants is to be dragged into the spotlight, but this is for her own good! And as her friend, of course he knows the best way to make her feel normal: prove that everyone else is a ticking time bomb, too.]

When I was eleven, I was practising transforming at the base. I just figured out how to get big a few days ago, and we were unwinding after nearly getting our butts kicked by The Brotherhod of Evil and I wanted to try out everything! Who wouldn't, right? C'mon.

I prooobably should have gone outside first, though. The last thing anyone wants when they're setting the table for lunch is a triceratops crashing through the ceiling right on them! We had to find someone to rebuild half of Robot Man, which took forever and I'm pretty sure if Elasti-Girl wasn't already Elasti, I'd have totally flattened her. I got grounded for like, a whole year after that, and we had to do a bunch of missions without him while he got better.

It was barely my fault anyway, though. They just don't make buildings like they used to back in the Cretaceous.

[He has the decency to look a little ashamed, at least.]

Now you go! And remember-it's for a good cause!
jolie_aile: (what no stahp)

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[personal profile] jolie_aile 2015-01-31 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
how is telling someone how many things I blew up a good thing??
jolie_aile: (dammit math)

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[personal profile] jolie_aile 2015-01-31 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[--ffffuuu that hits a bunch of insecurities at once. But-]

knowing the bad things that can happen just scares children!

They're not a child, are they?
Edited 2015-01-31 00:59 (UTC)
jolie_aile: (what no stahp)

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[personal profile] jolie_aile 2015-01-31 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
She should know better!
jolie_aile: (what no stahp)

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[personal profile] jolie_aile 2015-01-31 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god why has no one written a "reach through screen and shake the person on the other end" app yet]

laughing at it won't help!