[Voice]

[defibrillating]

So hey, what are your New Year's resolutions or goals?

[Yep, that's all. Shortest post ever.]

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voice

[tofudog]

I'm getting my license as soon as my birthday hits, and then? Hello moped city!

[defibrillating]

Oh wow! That sounds like a load of fun!

[tofudog]

I just need to figure out how to pay for it.

[And how to drive, but details]

[defibrillating]

Yeah, that tends to be a problem... but hey, I'm sure you can do it!

[tofudog]

How about you, dude? Any wheels? Or resolutions, I guess.

[defibrillating]

No wheels for me, I'd drag my feet on the ground if I tried. Too big.

But yeah, I have a goal to spend more time in District X to give some medical care to the underground there.

[tofudog]

I guess the ladies don't exactly throw themselves at the dude driving the Flintstonemobile. Good on gas, though!

That's a good resolution. Man, I guess I should add one about doing more hero stuff, too-take down a hundred baddies or something.

[defibrillating]

Harsh on your feet, though.

Hey, that's not a bad resolution but that would mean there had to be a hundred baddies as well... and that doesn't sound too good.

[tofudog]

Pretty sure that no matter what, there's waaaaay more than a hundred out there. This just means that if they don't come to me, I'll have to come to them!

[defibrillating]

Sounds like you're real super-hero material! Are you in one of the youth X-Men teams?

[tofudog]

Of course!

...Not that it's landed me any action. This school stuff is eating up all my hero time.

[defibrillating]

Hey, school's important, too. I bet all the X-Men had a nice education to go with their training of hero poses and bad-guy punching.

[tofudog]

I don't really see Wolverine as a straight As kind of guy.

[defibrillating]

Eh, true. But I guess he's got all these years to him to make up for it?

[tofudog]

How old is that guy, anyway?

[defibrillating]

I have NO idea, dude.

[tofudog]

Well, whatever. I bet if anyone comes up to him with a word problem, he just shreds it and calls them bub.

That's the dream!

[defibrillating]

Not gonna lie, I kinda wanna see that.

[tofudog]

I double dog dare you to do it.

[defibrillating]

H-hey you can't double dog dare faculty! I like my face where it is!

[tofudog]

You're not chicken, are you?

[He makes such a convincing chicken noise you'd swear there was a real one clucking into the microphone.]

[defibrillating]

I'm not chicken!

...but wow that's a good impression.

[tofudog]

You so are!

And thanks. It's a gift!

[defibrillating]

Well... uh... I'm not a fighter. I get to be a chicken if I wanna.

That's a cool gift! Your mutant power?