[Voice]

[defibrillating]

So hey, what are your New Year's resolutions or goals?

[Yep, that's all. Shortest post ever.]

Comments

[tofudog]

How old is that guy, anyway?

[defibrillating]

I have NO idea, dude.

[tofudog]

Well, whatever. I bet if anyone comes up to him with a word problem, he just shreds it and calls them bub.

That's the dream!

[defibrillating]

Not gonna lie, I kinda wanna see that.

[tofudog]

I double dog dare you to do it.

[defibrillating]

H-hey you can't double dog dare faculty! I like my face where it is!

[tofudog]

You're not chicken, are you?

[He makes such a convincing chicken noise you'd swear there was a real one clucking into the microphone.]

[defibrillating]

I'm not chicken!

...but wow that's a good impression.

[tofudog]

You so are!

And thanks. It's a gift!

[defibrillating]

Well... uh... I'm not a fighter. I get to be a chicken if I wanna.

That's a cool gift! Your mutant power?