[In this moment, Luvander is horribly torn between three different thoughts. The first is simply, "Bastion, this guy is adorable", the second is "Shit but the guys back home would have eaten him alive" and the third is "I AM GOING TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY THESE PAGES". All in all, it's a pretty fulfilling experience.]
I'm going to assume, judging by this, that you in fact dislike me so severely that you wish me to never leave my computer screen again. I'm deeply hurt.
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I'm going to assume, judging by this, that you in fact dislike me so severely that you wish me to never leave my computer screen again.
I'm deeply hurt.