[Luvander takes a moment to google this strange new thing, of course, and then he's laughing.]

That would be spectacularly unhelpful to me, actually. I can tell if something is wrong with someone just by touching them, but unless I've actually felt it before, I probably won't be able to tell what. No amount of reading is going to help that.

[And then he's going to... laugh some more.]

I'm perfectly aware, my dear. I grew up in barracks with not much privacy with a group of hormonal teenagers. I'm a bit too intimately aware of such things.