No problem, since I don't want kids! So that works out. Just watch Goodfellas in my honor.

Oh right, I don't think you're going to get corrupted or anything, just warning you, the guys in charge are going to get on your case. Since you're under eighteen. That's kind of the law here.

[It's not like he cares if kids watch porn. He's not allowed to look at objectionable materials while on campus either, but that's another matter.]

They could take away your internet, and then you wouldn't have movies.