Sixth Daydream [Video]

[niepokonany]

Everyone knows what time it is, right?

Duh, it's two days 'til my birthday!

PoliSci 101 students can celebrate by making funnier mistakes on their papers. I'll give extra credit to whoever makes my laugh hardest! At least I'm pretty sure I can do that, whatever.

And everybody else... I'm still totally waiting on that pony! I've got a good feeling, so maybe this is my year. If someone does it, they're automatically my new second best friend!

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Who wants to come with and help get me drunk enough that I think the word "election" is too funny to be pissed off about? I could go for that. Like, not gross-drunk, just everything-is-hilarious-drunk!

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[niepokonany]

Um. Yeah?

[There's something about the way he says it that sounds like it's just a totally normal thing to him, like Natsuno is the one being a little weird for having to ask.]

[deceases]

[ Maybe he is the weird one out. It's how he's slowly starting to feel over here, just since he's the only normal one among a bunch of weirdos.. ]

Don't act like it's normal. [ Still, he's got to establish his status as the normal one here!! ] Who would ask for a pony for their birthday? Except for an eight year old girl, maybe.

[niepokonany]

[We're all mad here, Natsuno.]

[Or at least, Feliks doesn't care about it!]

Wow, dude, way to enforce heteronormativity and junk?

Anyway, they're awesome, why wouldn't I want one?

[deceases]

What's so awesome about him? [ Sorry that he doesn't see the appeal of ponies! Or.. a whole lot of other things, for that matter. Like, practically everything in life. ]

If you want to ride around on one, then just get a normal horse instead of a small weird one. And I can't see what else you could do with a horse that would be so "awesome".

[niepokonany]

[You're going to regret asking that, Natsuno.]

You're totally looking at it wrong!

So first, they don't eat as much as a normal horse. They're fun-sized! And they're more round-looking, so that's way more in line with this season's style, anyway. Horses and ponies are way smart, so it'd be like having a friend who's a rad animal... Also? You can totally play with their mane! Like, you could braid it or put flowers in it or dye it or whatever. And they're shorter than a normal horse, so like if you were riding around and had to go under something it'd be easier!

And they're cute. Just, like, mad cute.

[BAM. REFUTE THAT.]

[deceases]

[ Yeah, he probably should have seen this coming.. who but Feliks would give that long of a ramble on why ponies are the best thing ever, huh. What other person would do that..!! ]

You sure put a lot of thought into it.

[ WHAT ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT.. cut him some slack here. ]

Were you just planning on keeping it in your room with you too or what. [ Because he sure wouldn't put it past the other guy. At all. ]

[niepokonany]

[Let this be a lesson to you, Natsuno. A lesson not to underestimate the power of love, friendship, and ponies...]

Ohmigod, I hadn't thought about that! How rad would that be?

[...and not to give Feliks ideas.]

It's not like I have a roommate, and then I'd have someone to hang out with when people were busy!

[deceases]

How are you even going to get a pony in here?

[ With a hint more of.. well, surprise and general confusion and how do people like this exist. He already thought the people back in Sotoba were weird as hell already, but Feliks just lives on another entirely different level of weird, apparently. ]

Just listen to the kind of stuff that comes out of your mouth.. how can you live with yourself? [ Natsuno would just want to die if he was ever that embarrassing, honestly. But then again, we're talking about a guy who hates standing out more than anything here. ]

[niepokonany]

Wow, harsh much? "How can you live with yourself?" Dude, it's not like I'm doing something wrong.

I mean, it's not like I'm a war criminal or someone who talks in the theater or the kind of jerk who'd get all judge-y at a guy for no real reason on his birthday or something heinous like that.

[He says that without a beat missed, like it's the sort of thing anyone would say.]

[deceases]

[ It's probably a good thing that Natsuno really doesn't care if other people find him needlessly rude, honestly - it's not like he isn't aware that he's being rude, but this is just his personality. ]

The sounds that thing makes would annoy everyone in the rooms around you. Are you seriously saying you can't even see a single disadvantage to this plan?

[niepokonany]

They'd get over it. It's a pony, come on!

[In other words, no. No, he can't.]

[deceases]

[ Don't worry, what Natsuno excels at is being a little shit in return. Always. Or at least trying to, since Feliks isn't an easy force to try and get past.. ]

You shouldn't speak so lightly about ponies. Maybe a pony killed someone's family members here. It'd be pretty traumatizing to see one lounging around in the school.

[niepokonany]

Dude. That's speciesist. You totally can't go acting like that applies to all ponies!

[deceases]

Tell that to the people traumatized by ponies.

[niepokonany]

That's no excuse for pony discrimination!

[deceases]

Are you really going to work that hard to defend the rights of ponies?

[ .. well, it's Feliks.. which means the answer is probably "yes" by default, huh. ]

[niepokonany]

Everyone deserves to be defended from discrimination!

Especially ponies.

[deceases]

Especially ponies.

[ How can two words be said in such different tones between the two of them.. it's almost a small miracle. ]

Good luck with all of that then. I'm sure the ponies will appreciate it.

[niepokonany]

Glad you finally see it my way.