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[deceases]

I just transferred.

[ A short - and slightly blunt - statement. It's almost given as some sort of disclaimer in the sense of "so don't expect me to really know anything just yet" more than anything else.. it's probably also why a proper introduction is missing. He's not the social type, and he sure doesn't like drawing attention to himself to begin with, so maybe he's just hoping to keep it as short as possible.

A small pause, as if he's thinking of how to word something, but then he just sighs. He probably shouldn't take up too much time with this or lunch break is over, huh. ]

What do you do when your annoying roommate just won't shut up. [ Not even bothering to filter it from said roommate. He gives exactly zero shits.

(Also yes, that's apparently the whole question.) ]

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[nobodysweapon]

If you cannot ignore them, I find threatening to throw them out the window very effective.

*Laura most people believe you when you threaten to do this, and are aware you can do this, so you never have to.*

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[jolie_aile]

Maybe a spray bottle?

[Flan.]

Or tape.

[Flan.]

[Though she does have something constructive to say after that.]

Are they not letting you talk about it?

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[upatbat]

[Well, that sure is blunt.]

Do you have some headphones you can use?

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[brought2ubycolgate]

Sharp objects are always useful when dealing with open mouths.

[Worst teacher right here.]

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[echoing_sutras]

The best defense is a good offense. Just start yelling constantly.

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[whosafraidofthe]

A good whack on the head might shut him up.

[Bigby no.]

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[vermis]

It might be a nice idea to have a neutral mediator, to help you work things out between you!

[Conflict resolution is a beautiful thing, in Kariya's opinion.]

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[tofudog]

Hah! Who is it?

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[theveilisin]

[If you think you are going to get anything apart from laughter from Luvander for about two whole minutes, roomie, you think wrong.]

[...okay, he's done. Kind of. Mostly.]

You know, I'm deeply wounded that you would spend such nonsensical slander all over the network for everyone to see. [Luvander, with that tone, no one would believe you even if you disregard the laughter.]

I am absolutely certain, in fact, that I spend at least thirty consecutive minutes yesterday not communicating in any way at all. [In an empty room, Luvander.]

[diabhal_beag]

Teach them to fear you.

[deceases]

Oh, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even care. [ Natsuno's not even going to say something like "that's mean" or "that's inhumane", because... well, he might actually be tempted to throw his roommate out of the window regardless of treats or not already, really. ]

That's the problem.

[deceases]

Isn't that supposed to work on dogs?

[ The spray bottle he means, not the tape.

.. Then again, Luvander is a little like those annoying attention-hogging dogs who imprint on you and won't leave you alone afterwards, isn't he.. it may actually be worth considering. ]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't even care that I'm asking this way though. That guy takes everything with a smile. [ Like being stabbed through the hand. Fun times. ]

[deceases]

.. No. [ But there's something in his tone that hints he's actually sort of interested in the idea - which is saying enough, considering Natsuno hardly displays emotion, let alone interest. ]

Do you maybe know where I can find those here? Or buy them, I guess.

[deceases]

[ It's a good thing that Natsuno doesn't even blink at the reply.. apparently everyone here is just obsessed with sharp objects. Great. From a village of weirdos to a school of weirdos, even if they're all at least mutants here. ]

He already used them before I could, actually. On himself, I mean, not on me. [ JUST.. CALMLY SAYING IT.. but it's mostly since he's so 100% done. ]

[deceases]

Do I seem like the type to do that?

[ Well, actually, Natsuno.. once you get tsun enough.. ]

I'd just get on his level. Which is even worse than having to listen to him. [ Only marginally, though. ]

[deceases]

He's one of those people with healing abilities. [ You know, the "stabs himself through the hand and doesn't give a single shit" types? Yeah. Just Natsuno's luck. ]

Combined with my ability we may as well end up looking like a bad comedy duo. I'll have to pass on that.

[deceases]

[ Kariya is literally the only person who isn't suggesting violence.. or general physical harm.. bless you, the one saint in a school full of terrible people. (Unfortunately Natsuno is of the latter variation.. somewhat..) ]

How's a mediator going to do anything though? It's not like he'll talk any less after that. [ He's pretty sure Luvander just. can't. ]

[deceases]

Luvander Páwa. Blonde, ponytail, always rattling his mouth off like it's no one's business. Do you know him?

[ Maybe someone with more experience can give him some tips, if he can find anyone.. ]

[deceases]

[ On one hand, he probably shouldn't be surprised this guy is replying as well. He already expected him to see it, anyway - but honestly, this is the more preferred way. Since Natsuno was imagining he'd just start rattling about it in their room, and at least if it's on this then he can just turn it off and walk away if he gets too annoying..

(Even if he can never escape.) ]

While you were asleep, right. [ The other alternative answer, although it's brought in the flattest tone possible. ]

Besides, they should be glad. I'm doing the general public a service.

[deceases]

[ Yeah, that's.. only a little dramatic.... but whatever, he'll entertain it for a few moments. He's pretty desperate, anyway. ]

And how are you suggesting I do that?

[diabhal_beag]

Skill and finesse.

Especially finesse so that half the campus doesn't hate you.

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[niepokonany]

[Feliks is also going to sit and laugh for a little while. You're giving him flashbacks! Hajime was mostly just baffled, though. Give him a sec...]

[Ok, done-ish.]

Like, sleep in a friend's room?

Or don't fight it. It sounds like you've got a new friend!

[Whether you want them or not.]

[tofudog]

Sure I do! He kicked me one time.

[His grin goes from big to huge.]

You should get him back for me! Not like, real hard or anything, but give 'im a little punt and tell him Beast Boy says 'giddyup.'

[brought2ubycolgate]

If someone has self-harming tendencies, you should take them to the hospital, yes? That is not quite safe, I think.

[theveilisin]

[It's not as if Luvander can't keep talking about it once they're in the same room once more.]

Nononono, that would be cheating. It only counts if I'm consciously keeping my mouth shut, right?

[Look, he's playing fair and everything!]

And I'll have you know that despite you deciding to be difficult, my conversation is usually greatly appreciated. It's as if I have a secondary mutation which causes me to be universally beloved wherever I go.