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[deceases]

I just transferred.

[ A short - and slightly blunt - statement. It's almost given as some sort of disclaimer in the sense of "so don't expect me to really know anything just yet" more than anything else.. it's probably also why a proper introduction is missing. He's not the social type, and he sure doesn't like drawing attention to himself to begin with, so maybe he's just hoping to keep it as short as possible.

A small pause, as if he's thinking of how to word something, but then he just sighs. He probably shouldn't take up too much time with this or lunch break is over, huh. ]

What do you do when your annoying roommate just won't shut up. [ Not even bothering to filter it from said roommate. He gives exactly zero shits.

(Also yes, that's apparently the whole question.) ]

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[deceases]

Luvander Páwa. Blonde, ponytail, always rattling his mouth off like it's no one's business. Do you know him?

[ Maybe someone with more experience can give him some tips, if he can find anyone.. ]

[tofudog]

Sure I do! He kicked me one time.

[His grin goes from big to huge.]

You should get him back for me! Not like, real hard or anything, but give 'im a little punt and tell him Beast Boy says 'giddyup.'

[deceases]

So I'll kick him out of a third story window for you. Got it. [ IS HE SERIOUS OR NOT.. who can tell with his kind of constantly even and casual tone. Then again, it's not like Natsuno isn't capable of doing so and it isn't like Luvander would survive all the same, so.

Who knows. ]

[tofudog]

Dude!

I bet you won't! I dare you!

[SORRY LUVANDER. Letting Beast Boy know about his healing ability might have been a mistake. He's pretty sure this guy isn't going to do it, but like hell is Beast Boy going to be the reasonable one in any conversation.]

[deceases]

[ .. is this guy seriously encouraging it, healing factor or not..

Then again, this guy is green. Maybe he should stop doubting stuff like that when that's a fact. ]

So what am I going to get if I do it? [ NOT THAT.. HE'S.. PLANNING ON IT.. but maybe he's just amused enough (despite not showing it) to see what this guy could come up with. ]

[tofudog]

[Playing chicken like this is how people really do get booted through windows.]

I'm not taking out a hit on him. It's a dare, dude! You get paid in respect and cheap thrills!

[deceases]

Who said I'm looking for that.

[ Do you hear this tone, Beast Boy? That's totally the tone of someone who wouldn't know what fun was if it danced right in front of him. Completely flat. ]

If you want me to do something like that, consider treating me at least like some sort of hitman. [ Not.. that he's serious about this either, but he still manages to say it in the exact same time as the other half. ]

[tofudog]

I'll tell you what: I'll give you, hmm... six chocolate bars after Halloween, and you kick him. Except you have to do it at the right time. Like, when he's trying to sleep, or balancing a stack of dishes, or concentrating real hard? Foot-o-gram delivered!

[deceases]

I can do that. [ And he is actually serious about this one, despite his tone not changing. ]

I don't know if it'll happen before Halloween, though. Stuff like that takes the right opportunity. It might be a while. [ But at least it means he can kick Luvander sometime when he's being annoying as hell again and actually have a convenient excuse for it. ] You can be a little patient, yeah?