[Text]

[defibrillating]

Yo! I'm Zian, the new School Nurse, here to fix all your boo-boos and your sniffles. I just arrived Friday night and I'm still a bit turned around, but I know where the infirmary is so I'm at least easy to find!

I've been leaving some fliers for flu shots all over the school, but so far only a few people have signed up. I don't blame you, it kind of sucks to get a shot, but it would suck even more to get sick.

...seriously, I have like ten more boxes of sweet bribes for everyone, come get tortured and leave with a chocolate-dipped marshmallow ghost. (Don't tell your dentist.)

Comments

[Text]

[stardustreverie]

Hey now...Bribes like that will get you anywhere although people might expect them more often then not ya know.

[Audio]

[wherethelightwontfindyou]

Don't suppose I can get one without a shot.

[He doesn't mind needles, but it's worth a shot.

Pun intended.]

[audio]

[vermis]

It's nice to meet you, Zian! I'm a colleague of yours, one of the school counselors. Welcome, and I hope you enjoy it here. If there's anything I can do to help make adjusting easier, let me know.

Oh, and my name's Kariya.

[He doesn't mention the shots, since he has his own doctors.]

[theveilisin]

Important and completely rhetorical question: If flu shots should happen to be utterly redundant in every single way for someone, would it be considered wildly inappropriate for them to accept one anyway, purely for the sake of a bribe?