[Text]

[defibrillating]

Yo! I'm Zian, the new School Nurse, here to fix all your boo-boos and your sniffles. I just arrived Friday night and I'm still a bit turned around, but I know where the infirmary is so I'm at least easy to find!

I've been leaving some fliers for flu shots all over the school, but so far only a few people have signed up. I don't blame you, it kind of sucks to get a shot, but it would suck even more to get sick.

...seriously, I have like ten more boxes of sweet bribes for everyone, come get tortured and leave with a chocolate-dipped marshmallow ghost. (Don't tell your dentist.)

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[Text]

[defibrillating]

Well, a shield sounds kind of good for projectile vomit and food fights.

[Audio]

[wherethelightwontfindyou]

Well, you've got a fair point there. But I usually show up after those things are over... thankfully.

[It's also good for accidentally breaking things because someone spooks him and his shield doesn't agree with walls.]

[Text]

[defibrillating]

[See previous mention RE: building inspector tears.]

Got yourself some good timing then, at least. So are you coming over for a shot or do I have to hunt you down?

[Audio]

[wherethelightwontfindyou]

[Considering it's Booker, he's pretty proud of how few building inspector tears he's caused since getting here.]

I'll make it over there in a bit. I reckon I should get something to eat before I spoil it with that marshmallow ghost.

[He elects not to mention that that meal is probably someone's leftovers fished out of the trash. He is not a man of good habits.]

[Text]

[defibrillating]

Sounds like a good idea to me. Just swing by the infirmary when you have a chance and I'll stick a needle in you.

[Ew, Booker. Good thing Zian only 'eats' nutrient IVs.]

[Audio]

[wherethelightwontfindyou]

Sounds like a plan.

[He likes this kid.

He will later reevaluate this statement by adding "but he looks scary as hell" to it.]

[Text]

[defibrillating]

See ya!

[As long as he doesn't flounce out of the infirmary, it's all good. Scariest thing Zian will do is talk endlessly about nerdy stuff.]