He's probably not going to let you torture someone indefinitely like that... Just a hunch.
[Kid, you're so dumb, how could he be afraid of the worst planner ever? What are you, mentally two? Sounds about right. He's not afraid of stupid kids.]
Let me let you in on a secret, though I know you're not going to listen. Nothing's worth getting that upset about. It just doesn't matter.
[This kid needs to relax. Once you realize life is pointless, you won't get so upset.]
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[Kid, you're so dumb, how could he be afraid of the worst planner ever? What are you, mentally two? Sounds about right. He's not afraid of stupid kids.]
Let me let you in on a secret, though I know you're not going to listen. Nothing's worth getting that upset about. It just doesn't matter.
[This kid needs to relax. Once you realize life is pointless, you won't get so upset.]