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so, halloween. any good costume ideas this year?

I dunno about you, I think squirrels are pretty funny. Have you ever seen one of them on those flippy bird feeders?

I've seen videos of one trying to land on a bird feeder before and falling off. It failed so hard that it was cute. [Posts up a link to this.]

Pfffff, ahaha, see, that's what I mean.

But that's totally more adorable than funny. He couldn't have thought that through at all.

[Wipes a tear] They're so fuckin' dumb.

Not going to hear me disagreeing with that.