xavier_institute | 💀 TWO

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so, halloween. any good costume ideas this year?

Laaaaaaaaaaame

There are still weeks left until Halloween. I'll figure out something really good.

There's like three weeks. How are you gonna come up with something really good and get it all together?

It's doable. Especially with the assist of the internet and expedited shipping.

It's totally gonna suck.

You don't even know what it is going to be. How can you say its gonna suck?

Because it's you.

Well I should have seen that coming.

You really should have. You're losing your edge.

Maybe I had too much faith in your ability to resist insulting me. Clearly I think too much of you.

I never resist anything. It's an endearing personality trait.

Whoever told you that was lying to you.

I also never lie!

So are you saying that you are the one that says it is an endearing personality trait? Because if so, that's just sad.

Did somebody's mommy not tell him he was special?

What does that have to do with you deluding yourself into believing you have any endearing personality traits?

Don't worry, we're all special in our own way.

You can keep telling yourself that if it helps.