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[ladyliberty]

so, halloween. any good costume ideas this year?

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[frigokinetic]

What do you usually do?

[First Halloween in America... hahaha this is going to be interesting.]

[ladyliberty]

you know, slutty witch, slutty policeman, slutty cheeseburger. whatever looks good in the store

[Sorry Elsa.]

[frigokinetic]

[You are so, so glad you can't see her face right now.]

...Why?

[ladyliberty]

why what?

[frigokinetic]

Why are all the costumes slutty?

[She's tempted to ask whether guys get skimpy costumes too, but... that would be way inappropriate.]

[ladyliberty]

because the world is run by men.

but also its fun

[frigokinetic]

But it's not a requirement, right?

I don't think dressing like that is fun.

[ladyliberty]

well i guess you don't have to. you might have to look at boys costumes though

[frigokinetic]

But they won't fit properly.

[What the fuck, America?????]

[ladyliberty]

yeah, thos're kinda your options. you might be able to find fully-clothed witch or fully-clothed princess somewhere

[She's like, mad about sexism and stuff? But she also really likes dressing slutty.]