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xavier_institute2014-09-01 12:14 pm
fuckuimametalbender) wrote in xavier_institute2014-09-01 12:14 pm
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[This is not how she wanted to introduce herself to the newbies.
This is really not how she wanted to introduce herself to the newbies.
Damn you everyone on her Facebook. (You know who you are.)
Toph is outside in work-out gear, so unamused. Bender is standing nearby.]
So. My dear and loving family has decided that I'm not allowed to do a normal "I'm a teacher get over it" post today. My dear and loving family has decided to nominate me for the ALS ice bucket challenge with the stipulation that I do it on the intranet and send them a copy.
[Screw all of them]
I’m Toph Beifong, one of the combat teachers for you newbies. Yes, I’m blind. [Bender barks] Yes, I have a seeing eye dog. No, you are not going to get away with anything in my class. Yes, it’s mandatory for everyone, even you psychics. I teach basic stuff, stuff you can use to keep your butt safe, so you can deal.
[Off camera:] Okay, do it.
[Two random students run out with buckets, dumping the ice water all over Toph, who shivers and swears in Chinese and English before holding her hand out for a towel]
That sucks. Like, a lot. Feliks, you're it. If you're in my class and do it on camera so I can hear, I'll give you a "get out of test free" card.
[She heads off, needing a hot shower and tea]
This is really not how she wanted to introduce herself to the newbies.
Damn you everyone on her Facebook. (You know who you are.)
Toph is outside in work-out gear, so unamused. Bender is standing nearby.]
So. My dear and loving family has decided that I'm not allowed to do a normal "I'm a teacher get over it" post today. My dear and loving family has decided to nominate me for the ALS ice bucket challenge with the stipulation that I do it on the intranet and send them a copy.
[Screw all of them]
I’m Toph Beifong, one of the combat teachers for you newbies. Yes, I’m blind. [Bender barks] Yes, I have a seeing eye dog. No, you are not going to get away with anything in my class. Yes, it’s mandatory for everyone, even you psychics. I teach basic stuff, stuff you can use to keep your butt safe, so you can deal.
[Off camera:] Okay, do it.
[Two random students run out with buckets, dumping the ice water all over Toph, who shivers and swears in Chinese and English before holding her hand out for a towel]
That sucks. Like, a lot. Feliks, you're it. If you're in my class and do it on camera so I can hear, I'll give you a "get out of test free" card.
[She heads off, needing a hot shower and tea]
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[Had to, sorry]