fuckuimametalbender: (Wut)
Toph Beifong ([personal profile] fuckuimametalbender) wrote in [community profile] xavier_institute2014-09-01 12:14 pm

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[This is not how she wanted to introduce herself to the newbies.

This is really not how she wanted to introduce herself to the newbies.

Damn you everyone on her Facebook. (You know who you are.)

Toph is outside in work-out gear, so unamused. Bender is standing nearby.]


So. My dear and loving family has decided that I'm not allowed to do a normal "I'm a teacher get over it" post today. My dear and loving family has decided to nominate me for the ALS ice bucket challenge with the stipulation that I do it on the intranet and send them a copy.

[Screw all of them]

I’m Toph Beifong, one of the combat teachers for you newbies. Yes, I’m blind. [Bender barks] Yes, I have a seeing eye dog. No, you are not going to get away with anything in my class. Yes, it’s mandatory for everyone, even you psychics. I teach basic stuff, stuff you can use to keep your butt safe, so you can deal.

[Off camera:] Okay, do it.

[Two random students run out with buckets, dumping the ice water all over Toph, who shivers and swears in Chinese and English before holding her hand out for a towel]

That sucks. Like, a lot. Feliks, you're it. If you're in my class and do it on camera so I can hear, I'll give you a "get out of test free" card.

[She heads off, needing a hot shower and tea]
niepokonany: (Too long I've been afraid of)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Toph, seriously?

And do we have to take the class if we already took it like 5 million times?

[He asks less because he's been here forever, and more because the thought of having such a close friend as a teacher is weird and a bit unsettling.]
niepokonany: (What pumpkin?)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll still drop by and practice or whatever, just like when I feel like it?

I'm totally changing my shoes first. Do you know how much these cost?
niepokonany: (some of his previous plans)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You do know I'm gonna totally get back at you for this, right?

[He's thinking imagining some sort of mild-trouble-inducing sign on the back of her shirt, because how's she ever going to know?]
icy_heavens: (Wide-eyed innocence)

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-09-01 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blink, blink.] ... What exactly is the point of that? [Look, he's been in stasis. He knows nothing of your modern internet challenges.]
niepokonany: (where I'M the hero!)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, with all that mad TA money I have lying around?

[Spoiler alert: Feliks is totally still bumming off his parents.]

Also? Bring it.

Except not yet 'cause it's my turn now.
icy_heavens: (What even is this?)

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-09-01 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would this even occur to anyone? [This is the weirdest fundraiser.]
niepokonany: (And if I'm flying solo)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I mean, there's that, and I guess I still have some from that time with your dad...

[You know, the time we sued the ass off him.]
niepokonany: (to the psychotic lowlife community)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So I mean, you're kinda actually encouraging me to donate less than I have to?
niepokonany: (Drunks are so cute.)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I didn't say I wasn't gonna. You challenged me, right?

[And he is laughably short-sighted about challenges and similar ridiculous ideas.]
niepokonany: (Seemed like the thing to do)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
God, give me like three seconds!

[She won't see him get up to go to his closet, but she'll probably hear the rummaging.]
niepokonany: (And four white mice will never be)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I was gonna!

[No but seriously it's probably very good that she reminded him.]
Edited 2014-09-01 18:11 (UTC)
niepokonany: (Are there any stalkers on my grounds?")

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I'd forget.

[He would.]
niepokonany: (Flip the fuck out)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2014-09-01 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on, like you never forget anything!

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