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[There is one Sol Badguy, surrounded by piles of Valentine's chocolate.]

You know what's great about this bullshit holiday? This. [He pops a candy into his mouth and continues talking while chewing.] Don't have to get involved with anyone and I get my own chocolate.

Before you ankle biters ask, no, you can't have any. [It becomes apparent most of those boxes are empty...he's eaten most of the pile in a single day.] Go buy your own or sucker someone into giving some to you.

[He stops eating the candy for a moment because he remembered something.]

Oh yeah, as a reminder: I'm the only one that can eat in the lab. Don't try to be sneaky about it, either. I'm not stupid.

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No way! What if I throw up from eating that much?! I'd ruin my voice! I can't do that to myself or my fans...!

[But it's definitely not because there's no way she can eat that much without putting on some weight, and that makes her the loser of the argument. Nope, not at all.]

Sounds like a bunch of excuses to me. [SOL, STOP.]

Nanmaste, Mr. Badguy. With all due respect, I would like to request you stop teasing my roommate. I don't want her getting sick.

Not happening.

I had a feeling you'd say that... I'll get the bucket ready, then.

She will probably miss class. I'll be sure she gets her homework, sir.

Now that's a good friend.

I try to be. Heh...

Trying is the best you can do sometimes. [...Wow, Sol's being nice for once. Congratulations.]

Anesan said that, sometimes, too!

Who?

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echoing_sutras - 2015-02-19 05:37 (UTC) - Expand

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mr_badguy - 2015-02-19 07:01 (UTC) - Expand

More like...more like you're an excuse! A sad excuse for a person!

[That doesn't even make sense.]

So you're chickening out?

How dare you! Chickens are beautiful creatures!

[NO, MYSTIA, PLEASE DON'T. IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.]

When I win, you're gonna have to admit how great I am!