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[defibrillating]

[Hello everyone, have a smiling medic in your feed this morning. He looks kind of exhausted despite his friendly grin.]

Valentine's day is coming up, and I hope everyone will be enjoying it! It's my first time not just seeing my parents celebrate it, so it will be nice to see all the happy couples.

For us singles, however, I'll be loading some action movies and comedies in the TV for the 14th so we can still have a nice time by ourselves. No need to be mopey about not having a date, watch Die Hard 5 and make fun of how old Bruce Willis looks instead!

[He might be a little mopey himself, hence drowning it in bad movies.]

As your school nurse, I must also remind you to practice safe sex. There are free condoms and dental dams in the nurse's office. While sexual relations between students is technically not allowed, I'd rather you guys be safe. I'll leave the punishments to the teachers.

[It's a wonder he can say all that when the poor man can't even get a hug without blushing his face off, normally. Medic Mode™ ]

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[thirdarrow]

[ Sure enough, Takakage replies almost instantly. There is evident amusement in his eyes, as well as his tone. ]

I'm surprised you managed to say all that with a straight face.

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[defibrillating]

[Literally two seconds into Takakage's reply and Zian is VERY dark purple.]

...yeah. Me too.

[thirdarrow]

[ The clip that comes in response starts with five seconds of him laughing. Which is three seconds longer than what he usually allows. ]

Well, as they say, you're maturing.

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[theveilisin]

You know, the fact that no one has informed me that this is an acceptable alternative seems to me to be a most egregious oversight.

[The fact that you use "egregious" in casual conversation might keep you single for a long time, boy.]

Also... How exactly do they enforce that particular school rule? That sounds as if it could get rather incredibly awkward.

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[defibrillating]

Isn't it? I'm sure some good movies and platonic company will be a hit!

[Hey, some people like an educated man!]

Um, I'm not sure? I mean, it's a rule that can't be monitored that well. I don't think it's enforced other than getting grounded and suspended if caught.

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[theveilisin]

[Niall would have loved that.

...Except Niall would have been trying to feel someone up at latest halfway through the first movie. Oh well.]

It sounds somewhat more relaxed than the first option, which I personally feel is a bit dramatized.

[He smirks.]

Unless they set the velikaia - sorry, the telepaths - on monitoring it, but for their sake I hope not.

[shiroganeheir]

I have a few action-oriented videos that I brought with me I could offer. I believe they have English subtitles, if people do not mind that.

[defibrillating]

I bet a lot of students would like it, even! If it's in Japanese, I feel like at least 30% of the student base knows that language and the rest of us can read the subtitles while being amazed by ninjas or whatever.

[That was almost racist, Zian.]

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[stophamatime]

...what does he look like when he's not looking old?

[defibrillating]

Like this!

[stophamatime]

That's the same person?

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[totallystoned]

I appreciate you getting the word out to the kids. It's definitely more appropriate in an announcement from the school nurse than art class.

[voice]

[defibrillating]

No problem. It's part of my duties to make sure everyone stays healthy even when breaking rules. Do they have a sex-ed class?

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[vanishingdusk]

This'll be my first time celebrating Valentine's Day!

Watching a bunch of movies sounds like fun, though. [Because she's been too busy 'haunting' her club's clubhouse to worry about getting a date or anything. That, and she really hasn't gotten to see any movies other than those shown in school.]

Who's Bruce Willis?

[Aaaand of course, she has to giggle at the last part because what's being mature.]

So you're supporting it without encouraging it?

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[defibrillating]

Then we're two!

[He grins behind the mask, beaming like a happy puppy.]

I'll make sure the movies are for everyone so we can all enjoy them. Just no romantic stuff. [He pauses and then makes an odd breathing sound that might have been a laugh.]

Bruce Willis is an actor. Pretty famous for action movies and some really bad b-movies. I used to watch a lot of his movies when I was a teen.

[There's another pause and his cheeks darken a bit.] Well, I want people to be safe if they decide to break rules. So I guess I am?

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[echoing_sutras]

Ugh, this holiday is the worse for me. I love the taste of chocolate, but it makes me so sick...

[voice]

[defibrillating]

[He knows the feeling. He misses chocolate.]

Ouch, that sucks. Is it the dairy or the cocoa?

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[knighterrantofthedragon]

[Alric's smiling politely, as usual, and just a touch amused.]

It seems nearly as commercialized in America as most other holidays, I must say... I suppose watching Hollywood movies is as much in the spirit of the occasion as anything to do with romance.

[He's just going to pretend that other part didn't come up. As a scholar and a gentleman, he felt the (somewhat morbid, dread-filled) obligation to study up on "dental dams," since a medical professional brought it up, and it took him a few minutes to get past the astonishment and bewilderment stages of his reaction and respond with a straight face. He's not bringing it up again.]

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[defibrillating]

[Hello Mr. Nice Abs!

Zian looks amused as well, giving a slight shrug before signing.]

I thought the same thing. I'm sure the excuse for candy and movie going can be extended to a platonic night for singles just as well.

[He would be so, so sorry if he knew, Alric. Don't Google things without the safety on!]

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[knowitallgoddess]

If you're looking for a date, you only need to ask. I don't know how ethical that would be though!

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[defibrillating]

[He flushes at that, shaking his head vehemently.]

I appreciate the thought, but you're seventeen. That's not even an ethical issue, it's just a nope.

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[loveswaffles]

What other movies?

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[defibrillating]

Anything that isn't romance-related! I have to look through my stash and see what other people can add as well.

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[gregorydeegan]

"If the auction thing doesn't work out, happy to come watch flicks. I can also bring my axe, if you think there will be enough people who will want to jam. We can have a white-campfire, and pretend the marshmallows are melting while we sing."

[defibrillating]

[Zian looks a little confused at that.]

Axe...?