Zian Mardovich (
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xavier_institute2015-02-05 03:36 pm
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[Hello everyone, have a smiling medic in your feed this morning. He looks kind of exhausted despite his friendly grin.]
Valentine's day is coming up, and I hope everyone will be enjoying it! It's my first time not just seeing my parents celebrate it, so it will be nice to see all the happy couples.
For us singles, however, I'll be loading some action movies and comedies in the TV for the 14th so we can still have a nice time by ourselves. No need to be mopey about not having a date, watch Die Hard 5 and make fun of how old Bruce Willis looks instead!
[He might be a little mopey himself, hence drowning it in bad movies.]
As your school nurse, I must also remind you to practice safe sex. There are free condoms and dental dams in the nurse's office. While sexual relations between students is technically not allowed, I'd rather you guys be safe. I'll leave the punishments to the teachers.
[It's a wonder he can say all that when the poor man can't even get a hug without blushing his face off, normally. Medic Mode™ ]
Valentine's day is coming up, and I hope everyone will be enjoying it! It's my first time not just seeing my parents celebrate it, so it will be nice to see all the happy couples.
For us singles, however, I'll be loading some action movies and comedies in the TV for the 14th so we can still have a nice time by ourselves. No need to be mopey about not having a date, watch Die Hard 5 and make fun of how old Bruce Willis looks instead!
[He might be a little mopey himself, hence drowning it in bad movies.]
As your school nurse, I must also remind you to practice safe sex. There are free condoms and dental dams in the nurse's office. While sexual relations between students is technically not allowed, I'd rather you guys be safe. I'll leave the punishments to the teachers.
[It's a wonder he can say all that when the poor man can't even get a hug without blushing his face off, normally. Medic Mode™ ]
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[He sighs slightly, though. The medic was dying to meet someone who liked him and could get past the scary giant eggplant look in order to be his girlfriend/boyfriend. (He didn't mind either.)
Hell, he'd be happy for a pity date and first kiss.
Adulting was hard.]
At least we have more time on our hands to help people, this way.
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[ He shakes his head slightly, still smiling. ]
Though I am a teacher too, you know? If something happens, send them to me when I'm not prepping class.
[ The kids, he means. Though it's meant mostly jokingly - if something was serious, he wouldn't turn anyone away. ]
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[Pros before hoes.]
...and don't worry, I have it covered.
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Does it matter? Well, to some, I suppose. A few of my former classmates already have children - but I've never felt the need to get a significant other or anything. I'm fine being by myself. Plus, I get more time to self-improve
[ Pros before hoes indeed. ]
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Self-improving is better than hoping for the impossible, so I'm sticking with becoming a great medic. Maybe even a doctor one day, if mutants are more accepted!
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[ In terms of years, Zian might actually have more experience than he did. ]
I think you already are one, just not in name.
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Really?
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Yes. Being a doctor isn't just about skill. You need to have the heart to do it. I've seen too many people who had rotten cores and used their skill for personal gain. They broke the Hippocratic Oath, even - some of them still keep their jobs, but I won't stoop so low as to call them doctors.
It doesn't matter if you don't have a piece of paper as a degree. In my opinion, what matters is whether you have the willpower to commit to our duty.
[ He says this with a firm nod, all serious. ]
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Thank you!
[The flatness of the translator does not do his happiness justice.]
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I'm surprised more people don't see it. I'll appreciate you in their place, then.
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[ Though it's more of reassurance than concrete truth here. ]
Don't push yourself too hard, okay?
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I suppose we're all hypocrites here. [ It can't be helped. ]