xavier_institute

[Hello everyone, have a smiling medic in your feed this morning. He looks kind of exhausted despite his friendly grin.]

Valentine's day is coming up, and I hope everyone will be enjoying it! It's my first time not just seeing my parents celebrate it, so it will be nice to see all the happy couples.

For us singles, however, I'll be loading some action movies and comedies in the TV for the 14th so we can still have a nice time by ourselves. No need to be mopey about not having a date, watch Die Hard 5 and make fun of how old Bruce Willis looks instead!

[He might be a little mopey himself, hence drowning it in bad movies.]

As your school nurse, I must also remind you to practice safe sex. There are free condoms and dental dams in the nurse's office. While sexual relations between students is technically not allowed, I'd rather you guys be safe. I'll leave the punishments to the teachers.

[It's a wonder he can say all that when the poor man can't even get a hug without blushing his face off, normally. Medic Mode™ ]

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Isn't it? I'm sure some good movies and platonic company will be a hit!

[Hey, some people like an educated man!]

Um, I'm not sure? I mean, it's a rule that can't be monitored that well. I don't think it's enforced other than getting grounded and suspended if caught.

[Niall would have loved that.

...Except Niall would have been trying to feel someone up at latest halfway through the first movie. Oh well.]

It sounds somewhat more relaxed than the first option, which I personally feel is a bit dramatized.

[He smirks.]

Unless they set the velikaia - sorry, the telepaths - on monitoring it, but for their sake I hope not.

Ew, no. I'm 99% sure Xavier forbids any mind reading of students. For their sakes and the telepaths.

[He shrugs a bit.]

Either way, teens are gonna break the rules no matter what, and I rather they have the means to protect themselves if they do.

[Look at you, Zian, so adult and responsible!]

...plus you can make some killer water balloons with condoms.

[...or not.]

[ Water balloons? Seriously? ]

[Don't judge, he was a kid once! A very bored and homeschooled kid.]

[Luvander laughs, nodding, because growing up in a barracks certainly lends you to a fairly basic sense of humor at times.]

Or if you've got way too much time and condoms on your hands, a pretty decent slip'n slide.

[Don't. Even. Ask. He used to be housed with maniacs, okay?]

Mind you, I think I'll stick to other forms of rulebreaking. The lectures, I imagine, are so much less embarrassing if you're caught. [And also how about he never ever come out of that closet properly? Yeah thanks he's pretty comfy in there.]

Oh dear... that sounds like a lot of work. Garbage bags might be easier.

[Yes, Zian. Fuel the chaos one distracted comment at the time.]

...just what kind of other rulebreaking are we talking about, here? Curfew?

[Breaking curfew was a lot better than say, stealing booze.

Also this is why Zian will never get laid. Even the hot boys are comfortable in the closet, so alien-looking guys have no chance at all!]

Well, you could've tried telling Magoughin and Chastity that, but they probably wouldn't have listened. They had a whole day free, a huge box full of condoms and lube, and a glue gun. The results were sticky, but kind of entertaining.

[Luvander looks amused.]

You know, it's a bit hard to take 'curfew' seriously when there are no armed guards anywhere reinforcing it. But yes, among other things.

['Other things' may involve stealing booze again, but probably not from Feliks, since he was the victim last time.

And in Luv's case he probably couldn't be less comfortable with himself in that aspect even if he did look like an alien. Awkward idiots.]

Sounds like the knew how to entertain themselves!

[He grins a little at that - he might technically be an adult but he'd always be a huge dork.]

Armed guards? Well, I can understand if this place seem a little more relaxed. But for the sake of being a staff member, don't do that.

[He honestly doesn't care that much about curfew rules, himself. The drinking was worse.

...very awkward idiots.]

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