Sixth Daydream [Video]

[niepokonany]

Everyone knows what time it is, right?

Duh, it's two days 'til my birthday!

PoliSci 101 students can celebrate by making funnier mistakes on their papers. I'll give extra credit to whoever makes my laugh hardest! At least I'm pretty sure I can do that, whatever.

And everybody else... I'm still totally waiting on that pony! I've got a good feeling, so maybe this is my year. If someone does it, they're automatically my new second best friend!

[LOCKED TO PERSONAL FRIENDS OVER 21]

Who wants to come with and help get me drunk enough that I think the word "election" is too funny to be pissed off about? I could go for that. Like, not gross-drunk, just everything-is-hilarious-drunk!

Comments

[voice]

[seduceme]

Subtlety was never your strong suit. Why not simply adopt one of the shape-changing students and 'ave them be your pony for the day?

[voice]

[niepokonany]

Well, Beast Boy did totally say he'd let me have a ride sometime...

[-->the innuendo, as accidental as it was on both his and BB's part




-->Feliks's head]

[seduceme]

... I'm sure 'e did. Were you planning on inviting your friends to watch?

[niepokonany]

[Chris, it is just mean to take advantage of his cluelessness like this.]

I wasn't, like, thinking about it really? I mean I guess they can if they wanna.

[private]

[musou_tensei]

That's a fine line of drunk.

[private]

[niepokonany]

It's cool, I'm not gonna get wasted this time. Should I pinkie-promise?

Re: [private]

[musou_tensei]

Couldn't hurt.

[niepokonany]

But you're in, right?

voice;

[deceases]

[ Maybe he shouldn't ask. Just from last time this guy already seemed annoying as all hell, and he's not too sure if he ever wants to deal with that again, but there's just something about this message-- ]

.. a pony. [ ??? He's so confused, even if his voice is so flat. Is this another one of Feliks' weird things. ]

voice;

[niepokonany]

Um. Yeah?

[There's something about the way he says it that sounds like it's just a totally normal thing to him, like Natsuno is the one being a little weird for having to ask.]

[deceases]

[ Maybe he is the weird one out. It's how he's slowly starting to feel over here, just since he's the only normal one among a bunch of weirdos.. ]

Don't act like it's normal. [ Still, he's got to establish his status as the normal one here!! ] Who would ask for a pony for their birthday? Except for an eight year old girl, maybe.

[niepokonany]

[We're all mad here, Natsuno.]

[Or at least, Feliks doesn't care about it!]

Wow, dude, way to enforce heteronormativity and junk?

Anyway, they're awesome, why wouldn't I want one?

[Text]

[defibrillating]

Happy birthday in advance, then!

[Text]

[niepokonany]

ty!!

itll be awesome

[locked]

[iaijutsu]

That sounds like "I will help getting to my room without winding up in a gutter" drunk, doesn't it.

[Guess who can't really get drunk even when he tries? This guy.

He's doomed.]

[locked]

[niepokonany]

What, on my birthday? Nah.

[That kind of drunk is for "any night out where Fai ends up eye-fucking some stranger and disappearing with them", thank you!]

You can come along and be, like, my chaperone or something if you don't trust me, though!

[locked]

[iaijutsu]

Someone has to.

[locked]

[niepokonany]

I'm only gonna get a little crazy. I mean it is a Tuesday, you know?

You should come with, it's gonna be fun!

[voice]

[totallystoned]

Well, I'm going to be helping you get home, aren't I?

[voice]

[niepokonany]

Was that, like, an offer to be my designated driver?

[totallystoned]

Sure, why not. It's been a while since I've driven anything but my scooter, but I can manage.

[Video]

[yu_mad]

Why a pony?

[Video]

[niepokonany]

Dude. Why not a pony?

[Video] 1/2

[yu_mad]

[He thinks on this for a long while...]

[Video] 2/2

[yu_mad]

Why a pony specifically?