[...oh. ...toy swords. ......to play around with. When was the last time Alric played with swords? He puts on a smile for the camera, anyway.]

Erh... I see. I apologize for the confusion on my part. I'm certain that harmless, foam swords could be purchased, at, ah... a toy store, perhaps, or on the internet.

[Ahem.]

I don't believe I caught your name, though.