[Video]

[defibrillating]

[Hello, have a huge purple elf with metal dreads and a large mask on his face.]

Good evening, Xavier's! Guess who's back?

[His 'voice' is somewhat robotic and his hands move in ASL at the same time as his mask translates.]

Let me tell you, exploding houses and getting mistakenly kidnapped to the sewers is a really weird vacation. For those who do not know me, I'm Zian Mardovich, the school nurse.

[Have a little wave and a smile of giant shark teeth behind the mask. Yep, Grade A dork right here.

With the introduction done, however, he looks a bit more serious.]

I'm also here to lighten the load a bit for Dr. McCoy and the other medical staff. My healing abilities and supercharging of the immune system should come in handy to fight this virus. It is also part of why I've been gone for a while.

...please visit the nurse's office at your leisure for a boost and a checkup.

Comments

[niepokonany]

[Feliks beams. However stressful politics have been, marriage at least has clearly been treating him well.]

Pretty fabulous! Like, we both totally deserved a good vacation.

Glad to see you back, anyway! We could kind of use all hands on deck these days.

[defibrillating]

[He beams at that, nodding.]

I'm so glad you guys had a swell time. At least that's some good news!

[A shrug follows.]

...and I agree with that. This thing needs to be stopped.

[niepokonany]

Mm, and we've both been with the X-men long enough to take good news where we can get it!

We're all doing what we can on that one, but like, it's probably a little easier for the people who actually know stuff about medicine, you know?

[defibrillating]

I can understand that.

[Too much bad news these days.]

I'm glad for the little I can do to help. You and Fai staying healthy, right?

[niepokonany]

For sure! Like, my mama keeps saying he might actually get some meat on his bones now that he's married, but I saw the way he ate when we were teenagers, and I've gotta say, I don't think any amount of Polish home cooking is gonna give that boy any kind of an ass.

[No, really, he's smitten as anything, but it's his responsibility as Fai's best friend to make fun of him a little now and then... or at least his right to retaliate for all the teasing he was pretty sure was going to kill him when he was eighteen or so.]

I don't think a little boost would hurt either of us, but like, we're both doing fine.

[defibrillating]

[The odd push of air that suffers to be his version of a laugh sounds into the video, and he grins.]

I can imagine that Polish moms are just as bad as Russian ones...

[He gives a slight shrug.]

Come down and I'll shock you guys a bit just to make sure.

[niepokonany]

I mean, if we're gonna make it a Polish-vs-Russian contest, I'm gonna have to tell you, Polish moms are just the worst.

[He winks, then gives Zian a little grin as he settles comfortably against the arm of his couch.]

I'll drop in when I get a free minute, I've been pretty busy finishing up my lesson plans. I'll bug Fai to do it, too.