[Video]

[defibrillating]

[Hello, have a huge purple elf with metal dreads and a large mask on his face.]

Good evening, Xavier's! Guess who's back?

[His 'voice' is somewhat robotic and his hands move in ASL at the same time as his mask translates.]

Let me tell you, exploding houses and getting mistakenly kidnapped to the sewers is a really weird vacation. For those who do not know me, I'm Zian Mardovich, the school nurse.

[Have a little wave and a smile of giant shark teeth behind the mask. Yep, Grade A dork right here.

With the introduction done, however, he looks a bit more serious.]

I'm also here to lighten the load a bit for Dr. McCoy and the other medical staff. My healing abilities and supercharging of the immune system should come in handy to fight this virus. It is also part of why I've been gone for a while.

...please visit the nurse's office at your leisure for a boost and a checkup.

Comments

[kinofwrath]

If someone acts nice it means they want something from you. Could be friendship I guess, could be any number of things. Like your trust before they betray you.

You're young. You'll learn.

[griot]

[Viti raised his finger to say something, but then lowered it.]

Ok fine, you have a point there. All that I am saying is that people shouldn't be judged on the secret bad feelings they can't control, but on the actions they can.

But anyways let me ask you this. Are you suspicious of my attempts to try to save you and Liir from the disease?

[kinofwrath]

I don't trust anyone. You obviously have some sort of agenda, even if most of the time you seem to have no idea what you're doing.

[he pauses and then snaps his fingers when he finds the words to describe Viti] You're like a kitten learning how to hunt.

[griot]

[Viti placed a hand on his heart, and gasped.]

Ah that hurts, it really does.

Still, I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I'm some perfect angel with no selfish agendas. I have all kinds of secret schemes and perverted fantasies, all swimming in my head like a pack of sharks sniffing for blood in the water. But that's probably true of everyone.

The important thing is my schemes don't hurt anyone. If anything, they happen to help you others. So as far as anyone else should be concerned, I'm a doo gooder.

[kinofwrath]

Blah, blah, blah.

Kid, I know you ain't an angel. I don't know what you're trying to prove.

[griot]

What I am saying is that...

I'M

NOT

LYING!

Get it?!

[kinofwrath]

Yeah, never accused you of that.

The truth works just as well as lies when it comes to manipulating people.

[griot]

[Viti rolled his eyes.]

Look. If you think I'm like you, scrounge up a psychic to read my mind and prove it. Just shoot me an e-mail if and when he/she's ready. We can talk again when that happens, but until then, good bye.

[Viti shut off his computer, in a huff, but after a minute of thought his pulse rises. He wondered if it was a really a good idea to let a psychic into his mind, when he did, in fact, try to manipulate someone]