[Video]

[defibrillating]

[Hello, have a huge purple elf with metal dreads and a large mask on his face.]

Good evening, Xavier's! Guess who's back?

[His 'voice' is somewhat robotic and his hands move in ASL at the same time as his mask translates.]

Let me tell you, exploding houses and getting mistakenly kidnapped to the sewers is a really weird vacation. For those who do not know me, I'm Zian Mardovich, the school nurse.

[Have a little wave and a smile of giant shark teeth behind the mask. Yep, Grade A dork right here.

With the introduction done, however, he looks a bit more serious.]

I'm also here to lighten the load a bit for Dr. McCoy and the other medical staff. My healing abilities and supercharging of the immune system should come in handy to fight this virus. It is also part of why I've been gone for a while.

...please visit the nurse's office at your leisure for a boost and a checkup.

Comments

[diabhal_beag]

As one of the patients with the virus at this time, there's a few things to warn you of.

Take it seriously, obviously. The usual protections are usually adequate, unless you are already infected. It doesn't seem like Ebola-grade protection is necessary nor helpful.

Second, be aware, your patients have been here a while and are terribly bored. One can't really reliably use computers, which does not much help.

And... Well, yeah.

[defibrillating]

Don't worry about taking it seriously. I'm a medic, and I come directly from District X. I know just how serious it is.

Maybe we could arrange a movie night for the people in there?

[diabhal_beag]

Definite possibility. Getting us to agree on a film could be an interesting challenge, though.

[defibrillating]

Well, I'm sure we can roll more than one TV set in there, if people have a problem.

[diabhal_beag]

Logical enough, more or less.

[defibrillating]

I'm sure they'll be let out soon. Quarantine won't last forever, and we'll find a way to keep everyone entertained.

[diabhal_beag]

If they don't have a cure, though..

[defibrillating]

We're working on it. Not everyone dies, miss. It will be alright.

[diabhal_beag]

I know at least some of the statistics. The active care is assuredly helping, but clearing the quarantine without a cure...

[defibrillating]

It will happen. This isn't prison, after all. Just keeping everyone safe.

[diabhal_beag]

This is true, however, no risks can be allowed. Not with something this potentially lethal, and so many teenagers around.