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[defibrillating]

[Hello, have a huge purple elf with metal dreads and a large mask on his face.]

Good evening, Xavier's! Guess who's back?

[His 'voice' is somewhat robotic and his hands move in ASL at the same time as his mask translates.]

Let me tell you, exploding houses and getting mistakenly kidnapped to the sewers is a really weird vacation. For those who do not know me, I'm Zian Mardovich, the school nurse.

[Have a little wave and a smile of giant shark teeth behind the mask. Yep, Grade A dork right here.

With the introduction done, however, he looks a bit more serious.]

I'm also here to lighten the load a bit for Dr. McCoy and the other medical staff. My healing abilities and supercharging of the immune system should come in handy to fight this virus. It is also part of why I've been gone for a while.

...please visit the nurse's office at your leisure for a boost and a checkup.

Comments

[kinofwrath]

How about this? Let me out before I put a hole in the wall.

[defibrillating]

You really want to potentially get everyone sick in this school just because you're bored?

[kinofwrath]

That's why you're here. To stop people from getting sick.

Did I forget to mention that your chest would also have a hole in it? A giant burning one. I don't do well with being confined

[And yup, he'd probably do well with sedation at this point]

[defibrillating]

That sounds really uncomfortable and also very counterproductive if you're assuming I'm supposed to stop people from getting sick at the same time as having a hole in me.

[He's pretty much hoping Dr.McCoy has some shields up or something, as he hasn't even been down in the infirmary to check, yet.]

Wait it out. I'm sure there's plenty to do online, and/or schoolwork to take your mind off things. If not, see it as a training exercise!

[kinofwrath]

((ooc: I'm assuming there are shields up for this very predicament))

You seem like a sturdy kinda guy to me.

Fine, I'll look up what kind of explosives I can make with medical equipment.

[defibrillating]

Pretty sure security has tabs on this right now, man. Not gonna happen.

[kinofwrath]

[Just take all his toys away, why don't you?]

Fine, I'll look up something obnoxious, like those really dumb cartoons that squeal and cry all the time, and play it really loud. Or porn.

[defibrillating]

Pretty sure security's on that too, dude. People are sick, just chill.

[kinofwrath]

[Zancrow does the exact opposite and sets himself on fire. He's not hurt, it's own powers but he glares at the camera wreathed in his black flames]

[defibrillating]

[Zian would roll his eyes if they weren't completely orange voids and the rolling itself wouldn't even be noticeable.]

You have fun with that, kiddo.

[kinofwrath]

[Zancrow flips him the bird and ends the transmission with a snarl]