Um, Ivan? New kid, from Russia? I told him I just got married and graduated, and he was all, 'oh, that's rad, let me get you a present!'

[And then he got him a freaking pony. The worst part is how completely cool with it Feliks is, deep down in his heart.]

I figure there's probably somewhere on campus I could keep her, right? Like... It's a really big place!

...I mean I guess I could find someplace outside of town here to board her, we're kind of in upstate New York and all, but she'd get super lonely with me so far away, wouldn't you, girl?