[video]

[wholovesyou]

[Moxxi's decided to show up on the network, and with a drink in hand, no less.]

So I got to thinking.

[She shifts the camera to show a recognizable outfit.]

Much as I enjoy seeing people in this tight little number, and believe me, I do.

Isn't it still just a little too plain? I mean, where's the style? The flare? The pizazz. Honestly, long has it been since they came up with this design?

That's why I'm thinking of having a talk with the good professor to give them a much needed makeover. But before I do, any of you darlings out there got some suggestions of your own to make?

I'll be sure to throw in a good word for you.

Comments

[voice]

[musou_tensei]

I have a red/white variant I wore back in Japan.

Video:

[realmenknitplushies]

Heh. I dunno what works for anyone else, but I've been ... kinda customisin' my own. That's okay, right?

[Not that he's too worried if it isn't, but...]

[Video]

[knowledgeandshadow]

Plain they may be, but they fulfil their intended purpose, do they not?

[A woman in her mid-twenties appeared, clearly English from her accent and looking ever so slightly exasperated.]

[voice]

[wholovesyou]

Red and white, huh. Now there's a combination I can get behind.

video:

[wholovesyou]

Suits me just fine, sugar. I'm certainly not about to get on anyone for wanting to... express themselves.

[Video]

[wholovesyou]

Why settle for the bare minimum? That's no way to live, I say.

Re: [Video]

[knowledgeandshadow]

I simply don't see this as a high priority.

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[realmenknitplushies]

[Kanji snorts briefly. That's a new one on him.]

I guess. It ain't the sort of uniform that's about bein' ... uniform, right?

[musou_tensei]

They're the same colors my mother wore, so... It made sense.

[wholovesyou]

You didn't strike me as the type to get sentimental about clothing.

video:

[wholovesyou]

If you ask me, it's about sending a message. Problem is, I'm not all sure that the right message is getting across.

[Video]

[wholovesyou]

Which is exactly why I'm the one taking suggestions.

[musou_tensei]

It's not about the clothes, it's about my mom.

[realmenknitplushies]

What ... sorta message d'you think it needs to send?

[gregorydeegan]

[Greg came on, in his couch fort, looking almost desperate.] "Please please PLEASE do not ask Rachel for advice on this. And I beg of you, pants that cover the whole leg. Front and back!"

[eileaneathompson]

"A cute skirt?" [she asked, a bit wistfully. Not that she would ever get to wear one... but still. All outfits looked better with a cute skirt and a ponytail.]

voice;

[mr_badguy]

Yeah, how about don't change them. [Statement. Not a question.]

[wholovesyou]

Family's a little lost on me, sugar. Can't say I have good memories of either of my folks.

Except for when they died. Good times.

[wholovesyou]

The kind that you won't be forgetting anytime soon.

video;

[wholovesyou]

I'm doing a service, really.

[wholovesyou]

You might be asking for a little too much, sugar.

[wholovesyou]

Keep it short, too. [It'll help with movement, honest.]

[gregorydeegan]

"The uniforms aren't mandatory for teams? Right?"

[eileaneathompson]

"Li...like... above the ankle?" she squeaked.

video;

[mr_badguy]

Disservice.

[wholovesyou]

Shorter than that, sugar. Much shorter.

[wholovesyou]

You'd have to ask someone who's actually on a team.

[Moxxi does her own thing.]

video;

[wholovesyou]

The real disservice is that no one else thought of this before me.

video;

[mr_badguy]

Nah, it's that you think this is a good idea at all.

[eileaneathompson]

[FLUSH]

[gregorydeegan]

[If she got to design the uniforms, he was sticking with Spandex. Buzz Beardman and all.]

[musou_tensei]

... Sorry. Guess that's kind of a sour spot for us both.

[wholovesyou]

I wouldn't necessarily call it sour, sugar. I mean, if I'm going to be honest, they were terrible people to begin with.

[She says so, rather casually.]

video;

[wholovesyou]

Haven't had anyone prove me wrong yet.

video;

[mr_badguy]

[He flips the bird.]

That proof enough? [That's...not...proof...]

video;

[wholovesyou]

I can think of a couple of better things you could be doing with that right now.

video;

[mr_badguy]

Not interested, lady.

video;

[wholovesyou]

Hmm, a shame if I'd ever heard of one.

video;

[mr_badguy]

I'm sure someone like you's not used to getting shot down.

video;

[wholovesyou]

Happens every now and again, but they eventually come around.

video;

[mr_badguy]

I'm gonna stop you right there. Not happening.

video;

[wholovesyou]

I've heard that one before, sugar.

video;

[mr_badguy]

And you're going to keep hearing it from me.

video;

[wholovesyou]

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

video;

[mr_badguy]

I am completely sure.

video;

[wholovesyou]

We'll see. I'll have you know that I've got nothing but time, sugar.