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xavier_institute2015-02-06 12:01 pm
comparative_insanity) wrote in xavier_institute2015-02-06 12:01 pm
Video | How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Two, and a very big light bulb)
[Hello Institute! That embarrassing last post where everyone tried to beat it into Fai's thick skull how dumb he is about Feliks? Let's pretend that never happened. Especially you, students. Today, Fai is being professional.
Well, professional for a given value, anyway. Fai is in his lab coat, but Fai is almost always in his lab coat while he's around school, so that doesn't say much. Underneath he's in a plain black linen tunic and pants like these because he's always been a great big hippie. He's perched on his desk, smiling brightly at the camera.]
Hello students! Since I was reminded by our school nurse, in a manner of speaking, I thought I should make a quick announcement of it...
For those classes this applies to, we are in fact going to use the time leading up to Valentine's to get started on sex-ed, no matter how cringe-worthy that might be to some of you... or just old news, I suppose.
[He shrugs, because really, he doesn't give a toss if you blush when someone says 'breasts' or if you've already moved on to the advanced section of your own private practical exercises, there's always something important to learn.]
Younger classes will be going through the basics, we'll scare you all with facts about puberty, and we'll have a couple of classes set aside for questions and answers hour - there will be a question box where you can drop whatever you want to know on a piece of paper. Or just jokes of varying maturity, I guess - who knows, you might come up with something I haven't heard before. Maybe there'll be a small price.
[That is, of course, if you actually would like to stand up in front of class and be congratulated on the matter. So probably not.]
Some of the older classes will have repetition, some of the more scienc-y bits, plus open discussions covering sexuality and gender identity more extensively, as well as safe sex, consent, social structures, sex and mutations, that sort of thing. We might co-ordinate with the social sciences department a bit.
[He looks down and to the left of him, as if he has a list which he's trying to cover.]
If anyone has any questions or a topic they want to especially broach, do bring it to me, and I promise I won't shout out your name in front of the entire class. You can be completely anonymous.
[He winks, because he's a bit of a complete bastard, but he'll still stand by his word.]
Oh, and on a related topic... Try not to get caught, will you? It's almost as embarrassing for the lot of you as it is for us teachers, and that's saying something.
[And with a small nod to exactly how much of a grown-ass adult he is, he ends the transmission.]
Well, professional for a given value, anyway. Fai is in his lab coat, but Fai is almost always in his lab coat while he's around school, so that doesn't say much. Underneath he's in a plain black linen tunic and pants like these because he's always been a great big hippie. He's perched on his desk, smiling brightly at the camera.]
Hello students! Since I was reminded by our school nurse, in a manner of speaking, I thought I should make a quick announcement of it...
For those classes this applies to, we are in fact going to use the time leading up to Valentine's to get started on sex-ed, no matter how cringe-worthy that might be to some of you... or just old news, I suppose.
[He shrugs, because really, he doesn't give a toss if you blush when someone says 'breasts' or if you've already moved on to the advanced section of your own private practical exercises, there's always something important to learn.]
Younger classes will be going through the basics, we'll scare you all with facts about puberty, and we'll have a couple of classes set aside for questions and answers hour - there will be a question box where you can drop whatever you want to know on a piece of paper. Or just jokes of varying maturity, I guess - who knows, you might come up with something I haven't heard before. Maybe there'll be a small price.
[That is, of course, if you actually would like to stand up in front of class and be congratulated on the matter. So probably not.]
Some of the older classes will have repetition, some of the more scienc-y bits, plus open discussions covering sexuality and gender identity more extensively, as well as safe sex, consent, social structures, sex and mutations, that sort of thing. We might co-ordinate with the social sciences department a bit.
[He looks down and to the left of him, as if he has a list which he's trying to cover.]
If anyone has any questions or a topic they want to especially broach, do bring it to me, and I promise I won't shout out your name in front of the entire class. You can be completely anonymous.
[He winks, because he's a bit of a complete bastard, but he'll still stand by his word.]
Oh, and on a related topic... Try not to get caught, will you? It's almost as embarrassing for the lot of you as it is for us teachers, and that's saying something.
[And with a small nod to exactly how much of a grown-ass adult he is, he ends the transmission.]
[Video]
[OW his heart dammit -- no, no, he's good, happy smile, everything's good!]
I guess you're right. Like, ours are all we need, right?
[Video]
[At least he tries very hard not to. Don't spoil the illusion for him.
And fuck him, why did he even take the conversation here?]
Well, since we are really all that we need, it only makes sense, right?
[Video]
[That would get catty fast.]
[He smiles, and it's simultaneously teasing and completely genuine in its warmth.]
When do we ever not make sense together, gorgeous?
[Video]
I mean, most people can't even handle you.
[Said with all the love and affection in his heart. No really, anyone watching this would be right to feel acutely embarrassed.]
Excuse you, we make the best kind of sense. It's everyone else's fault that they just can't understand.
[Video]
And yeah, I wasn't being sarcastic! We're pretty flawless, and I'm sorry people are so jealous of us.
[But we can't help it that we're such good friends!]
[Video]
[And most definitely not him. Feliks deserves better than someone who makes a horrible painful mess out of every relationship he touches. But then again, no one else is good enough either.]
But until the day you find actual perfection to match your own, having me as a best friend is probably pretty amazing too.
[Video]
[It makes for a good excuse, at least, even if he's not quite that full of himself in all honesty.]
I'm just, like, so out of people's league that it's sad. But I have you, so it's definitely ok!
[Mostly.]